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  • in reply to: Not really a video, more of a clip #64598
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    Strangely, I saw these weird police trucks a few days before that. They were marked up with “Commercial Traffic Enforcement” or something similar, and were yanking big trucks off the road. I guess we just have big budget for cops here, and they need some shit to do.

    We have something similar.
    Police and Transport inspectors pull trucks over and ask them to follow them to a test centre.
    They are then fully checked over, tyre tread levels, emissions, if too much weight is being carried, type of fuel being used (red or white diesel, red is for agricultural use only), if the driver has gone over his daily 8 hours from his tachograph, and so on.
    If they find any faults, the truck is seized and the driver has make alternative arrangements.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: TV Shows You’re Watching… #64597
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    I’m the same with Westworld, maybe leave it while, see how people react to it.
    (I’m always dubious about when they make a series from a film. Still can’t get Yul Brynner out of my mind when watching….Which reminds me, I was watching the film last year, and when the gunslinger robot face opens up, I spoil it for every one watching by chirping up “To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orions belt”)

    Man in the High castle is another series I’m looking into.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: TV Shows You’re Watching… #64557
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    I really need to get back into using the forums.
    now that I remembered my details (brain went into sieve mode)
    (Which also explains why I was sat staring at the screen like a mannequin, whilst drooling from the corner of my mouth)


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: TV Shows You’re Watching… #64549
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    I’ve just started watching a few, not necessarily good, but I’ll put up with them.

    1. Timeless – It’s a little, maybe a lot, corny. It’s another time travel show and some the effects of changing the past are well thought out.

    2. Lucifer – Once the show has got past the first few episodes, then Lucifers humour is something else.

    3. Star Wars Rebels – I know it’s a cartoon, but I’m childish.

    4. Limitless – I started watching, but need to get back to that.

    5. Smallville – I missed two whole seasons, so figured I’d start from scratch.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: Things About The New Forum #62910
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    I just need to tweak the sabre blade.
    It’s murder waving a glow in the dark wang about.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: Things About The New Forum #62898
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    That’s sort of configured.
    Now to sort out the avatar. I can’t carry on looking like Casper caught in a fog bank.


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    in reply to: note to self. don’t have surgery. ever. #24248
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    Flame grilled sausage and meatballs……….Where did the operation take place, Burger King?


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    in reply to: Newest Show #24229
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    And we can give them a daily dose in here as well……..Erm….
    (Pa-ul whistles, nonchalantly kicks a can then runs off down the road)


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    in reply to: martial arts flowchart #24187
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    My little one is studying Wushu. Much fun should ensue from what I learnt.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: More issues with Star Wars #24108
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    I know I’m a Star-Wars and Trek fan but…

    Why not put a pedal on the bottom of the R2, he looks like a pedal bin and if he had thrusters, then why bother with the routine of climbing the stairs at Naboo….Oh, hang on, it could be classed as an upgrade.

    Stormtrooper armour – never mind a blaster, go at them with a soldering iron.

    Lightsabers – It’s light, what the hell stops it from carrying on longer than it is? (aka, John Holmes syndrome)

    Sarlaac – Even in the desert, someone believes in Vagina Dentata (grin)


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    in reply to: District 9 / Alive In Joberg #22583
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    I ain’t seen the film yet.
    But from the trailer I thought someone was poking fun at the South Africans, what with the colour thing.
    Seeing signs that said ‘No Humans’, or ‘No Aliens’. Hmmm.
    Although I’m probably just a warped minded bugger.


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    in reply to: Summer Santa #23690
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    Seeing as it was Walmart, I found something that may apply.


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    in reply to: Who gave you permission! #24078
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    I love how someone calls out ‘Drill Sergeant’, at that point I would have fallen on the floor laughing my arse off.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: binaural audio #24084
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    I have some 5.1 headphones, more jack plugs than cow nipples, and that sounded pretty odd.
    It’s like the virtual Barbers I heard.


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    in reply to: what would you do? #24134
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    Awww Christ, why did I click on that link.

    Suddenly a line from ‘There’s Something about Mary’ stuck in my head.
    “What’s that bubble”.
    Yeah I know what I see, but my brain suddenly wants me to be narcoleptic.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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