We were leaving Walmart a bit ago today, and we saw this Santa guy with the real beard and hair, walking along. We told Kennyth, “Look Kennyth, there’s Santa on summer vacation.” I wish I’d taken a photo of the guy, because clearly is he not only aware that he looks like Santa, he’s likely one of those realistic looking Santas you see at that time of year. Anyway, what was funny about the guy, is he celebrating his big-guy-ness with a Hawaiian looking shirt, that has big Santas in Hawaiian shirts dancing around and playing ukuleles. It was really funny looking. We went on to do the typical parent thing and talk about how he drops weight for summer weather and packs it on for Xmas and stuff.
I want to see more holiday personas on vacation… where does the Easter bunny shop, or how about that hot ass toothfairy.
I would love to contribute to this but Texas is a weird ass place. Santa in July!?
You really need to listen to the other southern states where we celebrate by sending our governor to South America to hook up with those chicks Bucho met last year.