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It’s been a long time since the website was complete, and I’m sure that fact that I’ve decided to print that means that I need to backup everything n-n-n-now. -But it actually looks as though we are approaching complete again: The Switched ON Show Gallery has returned. Beginning with the show artwork of years past, we’ve relaunched the gallery for the sole purpose of trying to create more ways for you to spend entirely too much time on the website.

Now you can look back in time to see just how sexy Rob started out, what stupid art ideas has The Captain running off-mic to make show notes and what Jerry’s random subject matter is represented in full-color glory.  I first started creating the artwork at show 101, as a way to fancy the files up and just generally entertain myself.  A few of these were actually funny, and I committed to during unique artwork for each and every show, as well as over-committing to traveling back in time to do the first 100.  Well listen, I gave it my best shot, but contrary to popular belief, I’m not made of time and success.  My sharp wit, chiseled features and substantial presence can’t be brought to bear on the world’s problems without something slipping through the cracks until such a day comes as I am sick of doing the work I’m paid to do, and I actually decide to spend 7 minutes mending the broken and bringing a glimmer of hope to those lives I touch each and every day.  In short, don’t expect to much from me, I’ll let you down.  But for now, let me distract you from that point by sending you back in time to the sort of half-ass working gallery!  Don’t hold your breath for immediate updates, I’m not a fucking miracle worker over here…  I’m just one man.

Go to the Gallery n-n-n-now..

Another of these little project ideas that has come on the show, is now  yours to enjoy or confuse others.  The Switched ON Show Phrase generator was created to give you something to say in every situation.  Just hit generate, and you’ll be able to compare the beauty of a woman in public to something anyone can relate to: “Did you see her?  She’s as hot as a gynecologist with down syndrome!”  You’ll amaze your friends and they’ll be as envious as a gallon of accountants at a Six Flags theme park or as confused as an army of bionic wookies at an adult film shoot; either way you are likely to be given the key to the city, be the benefactor of a virgin sacrifice, and be elected the king of words.

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