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Participant@Version3 41760 wrote:
At your house?
No at the store I work at, hahaha.
@Version3 41760 wrote:
Why are there so many pregnant women at your house? How do you get so much ice cream to be able to influence a regional cultural phenomenon? How cold can you get the vodka without it freezing? Please stop fucking beating around the bush and just tell us what the fucking hell is going on up there!
I do have only female coworkers, litteraly I am the only guy working there…..you could say thats good or I am as gay as Rob.
We alone don’t its called hick alcoholism.
Well….the cooler stays at 31-34 degrees and it has yet to freeze.
And I don’t beat the bush I lick the pink folds in it π
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Participant@Version3 41748 wrote:
Oh yeah, most of the theaters have giant pickles you can get to go watch your flick with. It’s really common here. It was a long time before I knew this was a regional thing… wonder why. I have no idea why here and not elsewhere. Were our pregnant women at one time more demanding?
They do the same thing in Nebraska at least the northern bit I live in.
We also sell vodka and ice cream to pregnant women, go figure.
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ParticipantI would agree Bryan but what if she is totally nude during the whole movie? Like it all happens at a nudist camp…..were rubber cocks grow on trees. Don’t tell me you would not go watch it then…..I mean RUBBER COCKS ON TREES!
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ParticipantI knew all things apple were gay but jesus………
I agree with Cap. though some one get us some freaking figures damn it! Newman get on that would ya? π
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ParticipantThey are oddly like squeezing a fat fold and kind of well I have no clue on how to describe it save say a oily texture. But here they are in all of their booby glory π
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ParticipantI hear you Bing! As a un-cut guy it happens allot especially in the friggin morning. But a tip I use is to give the mini-head a gentle squeeze to make sure the pee hole is fully open.
If that don’t work blame it on your wife and tell them that she has a weird piss fetish and gets off on peeing on peoples shit. She’ll look bad but WTF and you may even get some kinky sex out of it π
September 28, 2009 at 12:04 pm in reply to: Jerry, Rob and Bryan destroy the Absinthe Lounge Show #24640Masturbates with poo
ParticipantGlad the show went well, Jerry!
And damn getting to be a big rock star huh? A full $1.34! Damn boy keep that up ya’ll be eating REAL meat some day……thats all the cut they gave you? Fuck…..
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Participant@Larkitect 41649 wrote:
you know, coming in here i fully expected to face plant into door “number 2” (so to speak).
That there is just deeead sexy.
*Runs to the can and pukes*
Bing yeah Im tired of the lil nappy men to and their fucking crack. Or ever worse the fucking trailer trash southern fags and METH. HOLY HELL!
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Participant@Larkitect 41623 wrote:
(and no that’s not a metaphor for your dried poo nuggets filled with urine)
But their sooo good for you and the FDA and Paw paw certify they are part of a healthy and sexy diet! *Ting*
Bucho:
Thanks man I will have to look that up I have never heard of them and yes myspace is shit but it helps get the job done with bringing in new fans.
Bing:
I have no fucking clue but I want to hear that show n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now………..hey I sound like Obama the chimpanzee:DMasturbates with poo
ParticipantQuite and I am going to pierce the nipples π
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Participant@Larkitect 41600 wrote:
the end was good. i really liked the distortion effect. and i’m a huge fan of somber guitar themes.
what gets me most about the end is how concentrated it is. for such a short and relatively simple piece, its a powerful statement about chaos (entropy?) and the erosion of normalcy. light vs. dark or (more appropriately) yin vs. yang. each needs the other as a definition of ‘self’, yet the are each the destroyer of that which defines them.
this may not be your interpretation as creative master of the work, but i’ve always felt the best art always has a sense of ambiguity and encourages introspection: “what does this work (or any piece of art) say to me?” but i digest.
good work.
I owe you a glass of wine or a shot of Jack good Sir. You hit the nail on the head.
Bucho:
Your right in a way. It was about fighting back for me at least. Given the time in which I created it.
In the end art speaks for it self. I never try to will any thing I do. It is it’s own living beast. I just simply pen it, so to speak, the beast does all the work after that.
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ParticipantBing to say it short and sweet, yes.
You never know when a drive either internal or external will fail, get damaged, have lil bobby from down the street wipe it out or some thing.
As my teacher always says back up, back up, and again BACK UP every important thing. So keep it up man!
Oh and yay another person that uses ZIP drives! Bing you are GOD.
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ParticipantWell Bing I use a 500gig HD but I want to badly to put in a 1tb soon with a 1tb RAID. Then I have 3gigs of RAM and 1gig of VRAM. But I am using Vista so it all blows.
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ParticipantBing! You son ov a inbred hillbilly you are fucking gold! I almost pissed my self from the West joke! Holy hell man!
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