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BSherrod wrote:I stealth pirate ninja opened a present under the christmass tree…… can you say 360! And moms even got the premium pack at that. The last christmas at home will be a glorious one.
I hope it blows up you lucky bastard!! 😀 merry christmas!!!!
Armez wrote:salad wrote:Ivan wrote:Diet? WTF is a diet? Bring on the greasy fried deliciousness!yea… I crave for it… but I don’t wanna die of a stroke when I’m 30… so um… I’ll keep eating grass with dressing and drinking water -_-
I’d rather die of a stroke at 30 and eat big macs…
Rather than live till 90 and piss myself every 30 seconds…
nah I wont live that long…
Ivan wrote:Diet? WTF is a diet? Bring on the greasy fried deliciousness!yea… I crave for it… but I don’t wanna die of a stroke when I’m 30… so um… I’ll keep eating grass with dressing and drinking water -_-
Darth Octavious wrote:Well Bing, sounds like your boss doesn’t have any humor. His ass is probably so tight, it would be hard to stick a cocktail straw up his ass.Paw paw will soften it up really good…
Darth Octavious wrote:Orlando? WTF? What happened?Salad?!
I’m on a diet…. I wish vegetables didn’t exist…
Darth Octavious wrote:Are you serious?! OOOOOoouch!not really… But it’s what I’d do… if it was my daughter
Armez wrote:Orlando wrote:Darth Octavious wrote:Are you sure it was a girl’s house since you had pain on your ass. It might’ve been a GUY’S house!Guess that thing in my hand wasn’t a flashlight
I think your girlfriend is a dude in drag…
She isn’t my girlfriend… whoa… never… >< But um… yea got back from there now.. and I'm relieved to say she's a girl… phew…
Darth Octavious wrote:Are you sure it was a girl’s house since you had pain on your ass. It might’ve been a GUY’S house!Guess that thing in my hand wasn’t a flashlight
Darth Octavious wrote:Because of a girl’s father giving you head?I got hit in the “nether regions” with a brick
