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  • in reply to: People are Strange #24174
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    And maybe add a squeal or a grunt afterwards.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: Let the Wookie molest you #24168
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    I’ll bet there’s not many people would spoon feed that.

    I picture it looking something like ‘Hungry Hippos’.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: ‘vette zr1 vs. lambo murcielago #24068
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    @Bucho 41091 wrote:

    I love you Pa-ul.

    But in a non gay way (©Bing).

    To say super busy is an understatement.

    Apparently some Sasquatch hunter may have photographed me.

    I even had to open up the PC remove the carcass of the previous hamster and install a new one in the wheel. I can even overclock it by pushing a candle under its butt with my foot.

    I still listen to the shows, past and present (which causes all sort of erratic driving techniques like drifting on a straight road).


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    in reply to: How to Spoon #24042
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    Have you ever tried opening a cheese toastie when it’s done.

    Eeew.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: I went to San Diego Comic Con #24014
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    Maybe after a few furtive hand movements and selective choices


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    in reply to: ‘vette zr1 vs. lambo murcielago #24067
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    I prefer the Top Gear Gumpert test.


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    in reply to: Let’s all gather around. #24035
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    I know they have mandatory drug testing for athletes, but Jesus Bing.


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    in reply to: If you really hate your dog #23950
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    I suppose it saves on the cost of repainting a room, providing you like brown as a colour scheme……….Eeew.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: "the force" action figure #23360
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    It’s a bit like


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    in reply to: ah the awesomeness.. #23474
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    No wonder there’s not much action. The other guy would have a ‘Kicking a doe eyed Puppy’ complexion (think field goal).

    Although I doubt the quad amputee could ever achieve a good choke hold.


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    in reply to: who u gonna call? #23192
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    @rob 40067 wrote:

    I have to agree. There are very few movies as quotable as Ghostbusters.

    Although in my adult years I tend to find way to many Double entendres and fun to be poked at lines from films.
    ‘He slimed me’, nasty hotel guest gave him a pearl necklace and never left his number.


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    in reply to: hooray #23447
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    @El Rustirino 40382 wrote:

    Around.

    Damnit.

    Thanks, Newmaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

    Heeey, I got a case, monitor, power supply, and a motherboard. Might be able to test Google Chrome OS on my new computer.

    I’m pretty sure someone will lend you a keyboard and mouse as well.
    (Ooops, I’m being picky again)


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    in reply to: midgets #23491
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    I suppose calling them ‘Oompa Lumpas’ is gonna end in me getting my arse kicked by a flash mob of Leprechauns.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    in reply to: switchedONshow tag #23460
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    Giving a girl a ring means he wants a bit of butt love.
    It follows along the lines of the old ‘eye for an eye’ saying.

    A ring for a ring.


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    in reply to: WTF: Japanese Films are fucking weird! #23423
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    @Larkitect 40326 wrote:

    quote of the day right there. awesome. 🙂

    When his neck size exceeded his weekly income


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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