answer and add five as you go…let your bad taste shine!
I since I thought of the bullshit I go first…wanna fight about it?
And our choices are:
if female–Perform Oral (Oral)
if female –Make sweet sweet love to (sweet)
if male–Check him for prostate cancer with a digital exam (prostate)
if male–Have your significant other perfom a lapdance for (pimp)
male and female–Get kicked in the cock by (kick)
….along with an explanation of your reasoning, you twisted fuck you.
I would vomit in her vagina trying to get that nasty snatch near my mouth.
My dick would never get hard enough to penetrate
Pain of the sudden scrotal smash would be bad, but I’d be less traumatized
I would rub diseased rat carcasses all over my fingers and then grow long scraggly fingernails.
I’d at least wash my hands this time.
My wife would so be dancing on that shit. She might leave me for a week or so but fuck that would be funny as hell!