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  • #2111
    Bing
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    answer and add five as you go…let your bad taste shine!

    I since I thought of the bullshit I go first…wanna fight about it?

    And our choices are:
    if female–Perform Oral (Oral)
    if female –Make sweet sweet love to (sweet)
    if male–Check him for prostate cancer with a digital exam (prostate)
    if male–Have your significant other perfom a lapdance for (pimp)
    male and female–Get kicked in the cock by (kick)
    ….along with an explanation of your reasoning, you twisted fuck you.

    1.Hillary Clinton
    2.Charles Manson
    3.Howard Stern
    4.This guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csr2AjwufRM
    5.Peter Griffin

    BING SAY:
    1. kick
    I would vomit in her vagina trying to get that nasty snatch near my mouth.
    My dick would never get hard enough to penetrate
    Pain of the sudden scrotal smash would be bad, but I’d be less traumatized

    2.Prostate
    I would rub diseased rat carcasses all over my fingers and then grow long scraggly fingernails.

    3.Prostate
    I’d at least wash my hands this time.

    4.Pimp
    My wife would so be dancing on that shit. She might leave me for a week or so but fuck that would be funny as hell!

    5.sweet
    Yeah. I do love me some Peter.

    nbliangw

    #24037
    Larkitect
    Participant

    wow. i’ll have to think on this for a spell. but your number 4? holy-mother-lovin’-what-the? but the dude does have the softest place to sit in his whole country. (there is an ‘o’ in country right?)

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24035
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    I know they have mandatory drug testing for athletes, but Jesus Bing.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #24034
    Bucho
    Participant

    I’ve tried to answer this one on at least five occasions now but each time I just end up on the floor curled into the foetal position sucking my thumb and humming the Sesame St theme tune.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24038
    Larkitect
    Participant

    me too. the only thing i can come up with is emma watson and anything allowed by law.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24036
    Bing
    Participant

    ah…Emma……….

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