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  • #2131
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I share a cube at work (for the time being), and it’s one of these quiet really reserved types. Anyway, so far I’ve seen cans disappear from my trashcan (the company does a lot of recycling) which I assume that she took and moved to the recycle bin. But today I saw her do something that made me realize that people are really weird.

    So, I walk into the break room, and she’s washing her hands… but not regular people washing, she’s doing something between text book 2-min hand wash and the surgeon’s pre-op scrub. Past the wrists, and almost counting. That was just odd to see someone going to THAT much effort to get their hands clean after sitting at their desk. But then, she goes back toward the cube, and I follow to find her pumping germ-X into her hands and repeating this same procedure, a two minute lathering of germ fighting insanity. Maybe she’s a germophone or something, but why the fuck would anyone believe that all of the germs in an office are hold up at the end of the room planning to mount an attack directly on someone’s hands? Seriously? It was strange.

    #24179
    Larkitect
    Participant

    if someone goes to that much trouble to wash every germ off their body looks like she would put a pair of gloves on after scrubbing. if you ask me, some people are just weird.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24173
    Bucho
    Participant

    What was she wearing?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24176
    Bing
    Participant

    Dude, you gotta start sudden, explosive sneezing in that cubicle!

    #24174
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    And maybe add a squeal or a grunt afterwards.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #24175
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    What kind of boobies does she have?

    #24171
    Version3
    Keymaster

    They’re Flesh.

    Hmmmm… I never thought about that. Is it actually possible this is a long haired dude? I’ll find out on Tuesday. “Hey man, what cup size are them boobies/moobies?”

    #24177
    Bing
    Participant

    Is it “moobies” I always thought it was an exception to the grammar rule and was therefore “moobs” regardless of how many are being discussed.

    I’m still in the pre-puberty development of my moobs, but one day I hope to be voluptous and styling with fantastic moobs and maybe even a back-ass (when the back fat extends so far up that your ass appears to meld into your shoulder blades)

    Right now most of my effort and training is going into the second chin….I call him Henry.

    #24172
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Both moobs and moobies are correct, as they correspond to boob and boobies respectively. 🙂

    #24180
    Larkitect
    Participant

    moobs and moobies are fine. but i would stay away from ‘mits’ as they have their own socially recognized entry in the book of definitions.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24178
    Bing
    Participant

    @Version3 41224 wrote:

    Both moobs and moobies are correct, as they correspond to boob and boobies respectively. 🙂

    I respectfully disagree you stupid man-ape. Boobies are wonderful things and Moobies sounds like a cartoon for kids.

    It’s Moobs…..

    M-o-o-b-s.

    Get it right.

    nbliangw

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