I share a cube at work (for the time being), and it’s one of these quiet really reserved types. Anyway, so far I’ve seen cans disappear from my trashcan (the company does a lot of recycling) which I assume that she took and moved to the recycle bin. But today I saw her do something that made me realize that people are really weird.
So, I walk into the break room, and she’s washing her hands… but not regular people washing, she’s doing something between text book 2-min hand wash and the surgeon’s pre-op scrub. Past the wrists, and almost counting. That was just odd to see someone going to THAT much effort to get their hands clean after sitting at their desk. But then, she goes back toward the cube, and I follow to find her pumping germ-X into her hands and repeating this same procedure, a two minute lathering of germ fighting insanity. Maybe she’s a germophone or something, but why the fuck would anyone believe that all of the germs in an office are hold up at the end of the room planning to mount an attack directly on someone’s hands? Seriously? It was strange.
Is it “moobies” I always thought it was an exception to the grammar rule and was therefore “moobs” regardless of how many are being discussed.
I’m still in the pre-puberty development of my moobs, but one day I hope to be voluptous and styling with fantastic moobs and maybe even a back-ass (when the back fat extends so far up that your ass appears to meld into your shoulder blades)
Right now most of my effort and training is going into the second chin….I call him Henry.