Masturbates with poo

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  • in reply to: Crazy Coincidence… What are the Odds!?! #23583

    Hmmm this may sound like a daft idea but how about we all pitch in and make a mock site that uses the switched on show bible better known as the book of the learned chicken in the holy robbehs bum. And make it for the same age range and have paw paw as the spokes person and have short NAMBLA clips in there to freak them out.

    in reply to: I fuckin hate community college #24566

    You haaaave to love immigration…….

    God damn it if y’all come here you best god damn well know how to speak proper boy! *spits tobacco into beer bottle and rests boots on a old hickory desk as I tip my Ford ball cap and gurgles a slingblade mmmmhmmm*

    But in all seriousness I have came across this in my online classes mainly because we have people from different countries taking them. Its a pain in the neck but with the ones I have encountered they made sense unlike this bing tong duck licky dong thing.

    in reply to: Jiggle #24475

    @Version3 41475 wrote:

    The problem with a whole thread of them, is that gifs run in memory, and will MASSIVELY slow down the machine running them in most cases when you hit a whole page of them. It’s really bad in Safari and IE. FF does a better job of loading these and playing them with some speed.

    O.O people STILL use IE!?! Jesus christ on a cross getting buggered by a goat batman!

    in reply to: Jiggle #24474

    @rob 41470 wrote:

    Ahhh…Simi. Or Simona, I think. Is it sad that I recognize her?

    No no it is not……I hope not because if some one put of a partial pic of Cherry poppins I would know just by her snatch……..that it was her…….mmmmmm red head snatch

    in reply to: Daily Web Rituals #24433

    @Bing 41459 wrote:

    I’ve always been fond of poo art myself

    Here here my good fellow! The softness of the poo mixed with the wonderful texture of green peppers and peanuts. The pleasant aroma wafting from the canvas……the acidic taste of a loose stool panting as you lick your mucky finger clean….Oh my I do believe I have a hard on…
    Well I’m off to read guns and ammo and masturbate in my own feces (VAC reference)

    in reply to: Daily Web Rituals #24432

    @Version3 41454 wrote:

    Maybe I inadvertently clicked an additional link after I got to your page, because although I remember seeing these works, but I also loaded a page that had a painted Beetle as the third image. Very strange.

    However I got there, this is the one I was commenting on, but the comment is pointless now. 😀

    http://antifan-real.deviantart.com/art/Speedpaint-Neglected-Beetle-76719514

    Oh that beetle! No that was a favorite of mine thats why you saw it on my page.

    And Lark, yes not every ones cup of tea I agree but hell its gotten me business and thanks 🙂

    And yes some real hotties on there hahaha.

    in reply to: Daily Web Rituals #24431

    Hmm were is this bug you speak of? Maybe I am as blind as a horse running in a bucket of puss and guts but I did not see a post pertaining to it.

    in reply to: Daily Web Rituals #24430

    @Larkitect 41442 wrote:

    does this mean that you contribute? if so i’d love to see it.

    Yes I do but its been AGES since I last updated. I am honestly thinking of killing that page and starting a new one or in the least going and revamping it with allot of deletions and adding some of my better work and starting a web site once I get done with that fucking coding class…..Yay java HTML CSS and such

    http://jamesrcorkle.deviantart.com/

    in reply to: Daily Web Rituals #24429

    Here is my short sad list:

    First off every day I check the Art Institutes website for my grades and such
    http://www.aionline.edu

    Then the following:
    http://www.msn.com
    http://www.yahoo.com
    http://www.google.com (for gmail)
    http://www.deviantart.com (for my shit)
    http://www.fmylife.com (I love other peoples pain, it gets me off)
    http://www.myfreepaysite.com (Man the lube torpedoes!)
    http://www.myspace.com
    http://www.facebook.com
    http://www.netflicks.com
    http://www.yiffstar.com

    That is a normal net day in the life of Masturbates with poo.

    in reply to: Wow just wow NSFW #24344

    *Man reaches the pearly gates and enters and stands before the throne of god and sees a bright shiny light*

    Oh Lord please I beg of you speak to me?

    *robotic voice echos through heaven as C3PO steps in front of the man*

    Take care, Sir.

    *man pisses him self and scorns the day he let all those free hookers go because of his faith*

    in reply to: Wow just wow NSFW #24343

    @Larkitect 41310 wrote:

    the girl only has 4 toes. nobody wants to look at a 4-toed girl. you have to draw the line somewhere.

    Oh, yes I agree lets draw the line at the toes C3PO forbid that we draw the line at a bull humping a girl in the ass. XD

    in reply to: Wow just wow NSFW #24342

    @Larkitect 41284 wrote:

    look dude. you can’t throw down an accusation like that and not post a video. its bad netiquette. 😎

    well I couldnt find that but I DID find this :confused::shock:

    http://fchan.us/src/s_1251736317959_WoW255071_-_BCS_Gnome_World_of_Warcraft_tauren.jpg

    in reply to: Sexy Retard Pic #24304

    Cut that head off and she ain’t half bad.

    Boys thats why God (Or maybe Satan) made paper bags for and duct tape.

    flapflapflapflapflapflap:o

    in reply to: Very Funny Toy #24225

    Best toy ever…..well maybe if you could impale them with the unicore cock it would be better but hey that would be very NSFW.

    Now for my question, are you his boss Cap? And if so what being was impaled?

    in reply to: G-bobbit #24091

    @Version3 41118 wrote:

    If he was made of hemp (as can be popular these days) his cup could say “hemp pimp”.

    Annnnd I just cracked up and spilled coffee on my balls. Thank you Captain.

    Bucho it was a sheer act of boardom and of being sickened by rap. So look at those hippidy hop folk then you can see were my half ass attempt of tom foolery came from.

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