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@rob 40799 wrote:
You are what we would, in my circles, call a “nerd”. One that has such high grades is definitely on the fast track to “nerdiness” or “uncoolness”. Now, I have never attributed my success to anything other than good looks and a hot ass, as many on this board can validate. My advice is to party a bit more to get that GPA down to about a 3.1 — that says “hey, I do care a bit about my grades, but I love to party”. You ask anyone that works in a high-level job — they can drink you under the table and then berate you for “knowing too much shit” or “doing your work properly” or “actually working when you’re at work”. Haven’t you seen Office Space? Those that party and don’t give a shit are usually the ones you end up answering to. Do you think that any of my bosses actually know what’s going on? I mean, like…no. They don’t. They come in late, they go home early. That’s how it works.
I’m sorry. That was incredibly sarcastic and somewhat mean. You’re not a nerd. You’re one of us. From my experience, those with incredibly dumb ideas and loud laughs can go far, and it seems to have nothing to with GPA. So don’t worry too much, mang.
That was gold! As for drinking, Sir I would give them a run for their money! I can do a fifth of whiskey or Vodka in one sitting of three hours and still walk a straight line!
Cap:
*Locks doors* 😉
And its graphic design I’m going for. I would preferably would like to work in the porn industry or the music industry.
Though I will say such a thing is somewhat unsettling, think of this thing with a fully operational computer as a brain. A unit able to think and do as it wishes. This is what disturbs me the most about today’s technology. The fact that machines will soon, in the next 200 years by my guess will able to think freely as humans or maybe worse better than humans brings up a whole lot of scary possibilities.
Bryan you’re a bigger fellow, no offense so am I, but you sound at least somewhat versed in self defense. Now think if something like this Big Dog is made to be more intelligent than humans how would you defend yourself? I mean if the machine has that great of balance that takes allot of your choices away; as does the fact that it does not feel pain. Robots or rather the next step in evolution will likely be the new rulers of the world.
And why do I hear the Outer limits theme playing in my head? And why….yes why…do I hear this voice screaming “BIIIIING”…..wait that was the show but that still doesn’t explain the theme.
All and all this thing is very creepy.
@Version3 40408 wrote:
I have no idea, but I will investigate thoroughly… very very thoroughly.
They aren’t tagged for relevance, it’s “Most Popular”… let me continue to look at those boob videos to see if that’s accurate.
And KY jelly stock just went up 5 points, haha.
Bing that was great! It looked like a pissed off poodle! LMFAO
But on the side you see related videos…….how the hell do you go from Jojo the wonder dog boy MMA fighter to this
“Gorgeous Girl Licks Her Perfect Large Tits”
I mean how does that happen?!? One of those two videos had some messed up tags (amputee, fighting, boobs, really big boobs, ect).
@rob 40388 wrote:
Well, like I said, this was before things got real up there. You know, when the shit started to go down up there, I yelled, “Aw, hell, naw!”, and then I was attacked by an 80-foot mechanical spider.
Oh you mean the one with the 10 foot waggly penis? Or did our companies hire different mechanical spiders?
@rob 40374 wrote:
That was the good ol’ days, back when I only had one job. Before the dark times.
Before the Empire.
*The Starwars theme begins to play*
Great stuff Rob, but I am surprised the boss did not have your ass for goofing off.
Either some one has way to much time on their hands or some one has some amazing photoshop skills. Either way that is cool.
[Nebraskan accent]Y’all to kind.[/Nebraskan accent]
And I will get on the photoshop stuff. Fuck, finding a Midol box that is clean is a royal bitch. But I am sure I can find one if I scour google enough.
Thanks Rob! Thanks Bryan!
I just have this vision of a giant wind turbine looking thing that is in the shape of Robs’ head and when wind hits the blades (his teeth) they turn and begin making a 100db laugh that is channeled into a cone into some sort of converter that takes the vibrations and makes it into raw energy this way its pulling twice the work, you have both a wind charger and the Patient laugh generator.
(Side effects include: diarrhea, erectile dysfunction, bleeding eyes, chickens appearing in your butt, AIDS, homosexuality, the clap, and weird stories from blockbuster and spirt.)
(Side note I might Photoshop up the Cunt-B-gone pills. If any one else would like to see a Photoshop of any of the other ones I listed let me know and I will try to get around to them.)
