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“the Paw Paw area provides an idyllic setting for raising a family or relaxing through retirement.”

KIDS + OLD GUYS = NO THANKS…..

Now you kids come on ova’ hear’ and suck on paw paw’s grapes…

eewwww XD

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Not retarded but still hella funny…. Tourette’s

when I was watching the show I laughed the whole way through….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLTvH9S7bMs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obq4NwKfWso

Me and my brother can impersonate those two really well… we do it all the time… guess we’ll join you guys in hell…

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Well… quite honestly I can’t talk much about experiences with the Skyline… because you know… I’ve never driven one… and have only seen one in my entire life… and it wasn’t even a GT-R… but I stand by what I said… best car ever made…

One of the problems with the muscle car era is that excess of “brute force machines” you mentioned… I mean… a gazillion HP 20,000 liter V-8 doesn’t make a good car… granted I love some of the things that came out of it… why?… I don’t know… the 66 Mustang used to be my favorite car as a kid… the old Challengers, Chargers, ‘Cudas, GTOs, Camaros, ‘vettes I liked and still like a lot… maybe I’m just dissapointed because all that comes out of Detroit these days are trucks, SUVs and Mini-vans… (new Charger and GTO, no thank you… I’ll give ’em the newer Corvettes and the new SHelby GT 500…that shit is kick ass) And to top it all off… said cars have huuuge design flaws… for example… have you seen the Dodge Caliber? Try fitting cargo through the trunk… I mean… such a basic thing… sure you have room for an avarage sized fridge in there… but you can’t get an average sized fridge through the door… just another case of bad american engineering…

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Bucho wrote:

Give in to your hatred, it will only make you more powerful.

gooood… GOOOOOD….

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Version3 wrote:

Bad Star Wars costumes

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/bingo275/room_of_doom.htm

I think I’m gonna have to start (took me long enough to figure it out) to listen and see everything related to or accesed through switched:on in private… uncontrolable laughter in public = not good….

“It’s Death Star Man!!!!!”

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YouFollowMe? wrote:

Bing wrote:

==– What would YOU like to most hear on a Switched On Show –==

**insert answer**

I think a prank call as Paw Paw would be hilarious.

GENIUS!!!!

Ah-nud says: dooh eht!! dooh eht nhow!!!

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I’d buy that usb sushi just for the shock factor… to see the look on everyone’s faces when I pull it out in the computer lab or something XD

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n-n-n-now… n-n-now…. n-n-n-n-now….

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mmm niiiice… i like them subbies in blue and black dunno why you’d want silver… =P

muscle cars… I like less than 10… I just think american cars are pieces of rhino dung… some they have good body designs but thats where the ‘good’ ends… bad interior design… unreliable…bad construction… I’m more of a japanese-european car kinda guy… to give you an idea… I think the Nissan Skyline GT-R (the R32 to R34 days) is the best car ever concieved by man-kind… and the Porsche 959 is it’s daddy… turbo and all-wheel drive = the ultimate machine bebeh!!! 😈

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Until you know how you respond to alcohol, do not drive or operate any stairs… some side effects of alcohol might include red eyes, increased levels of retardation and multiple tumblings down the steps…

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Version3 wrote:

Cobb stage II, 93 octane map for a base and a pro-tune. It can run. 😀

well well… indeed… i bet it can… sounds nice… year and color?

by the way? are you one of them muscle car lovers?

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Armez wrote:

1/ How did you get aquainted with the show?

2/( yes I’ve asked before) What do you listen to the show on?

3/ How many episodes did it take before you could recognize Jerry, Rob, and Bryan by voice?

1/ still don’t remember if it was from corby or podacast alley

2/ iPod

2/ mmm a bit over 10?

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Guitar Hero II came out today… and so a new age of pseudo-guitar adiction begins…

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WRX… that’s hella nice… you got anything done to it? or is it just a stock daily driver?

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This paw paw shit… is gonna be funny for decades… and yes I will not look and my grandpa the same way ever again…

That tastes like paw paw’s finger…
[An interesting story… this bit came up while I was walking towards general studies… I COLLAPSED with laughter on the grass… I mean… people must have thought I was an epileptic or some shit because I was in a laughter induced shock… a girl came over and was like “dios mio, ¿¿estás bien?? (my god are you ok?)… all panic-ed and shit… and all i could blurt out was “si si, gracias” (yea yea thanks) in between laughs…]
Paw paw’s butthole (unintelligible) taquito…
Paw paw will you keep my taquito warm?
paaaawwww paaaaawwww

more music:
“I can’t concentrate with freeking bagpipes on my ears dude”
“big ol’ black cock rings”
“i got claw marks on my pee pee”
all the laughter that ensues

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