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WHAAAAAAT??? PARIS HILTON MELTED MY EARS!!!!!!! TALK A WITTO WOUDA!!! I CAM’T UNERSAN YU!!!!!11!!!111…ONE!
Bucho…what’s your favorite joke uh mine?
oh, yeah, Thanks everybody!!
I will answer questions 1-13, depending on if i know how to answer.
1:I would be my stomach, so I could eat a lot.
2: I would do all three, because I would sneeze so hard i would poo, then laugh about it, then i would poo, and then i would pass out because the last poo came out too rough.
3:they both end up with metal dicks and compete from there on who can bang more women without sexual pleasure.
4: I would cuss out the president to his face, bang every girl of my dreams (if theiy’re somewhere in california) and end up in my bed, with orgasmic reverberations every twenty seconds.
5: the end result would be me and armez. adding rusty to armez and i makes rob. exactly.
6: the best moment: I turned 13. The worst moment: the fact that I got a hangover the next day. (not really…)
7: ummmmmm…I’m not sure what a character arc is…
8: I’m not sure,but I’m throwing it out there: 217 times?
9: ummmm….rob’s head? maybe… he’d be a humalien.
10: Damnit, Jerry, Let go of my pencil so I can get the toilet into the car wash.
11:Bryan in a speedo on whatever is givin me a fiberglassy. Hawt.
12: um…sleepiness, followed by amnesia.
13:Rusty: he’s on the sidewalk wearing gloves. Armez: he’s in Iraq, making the iraqies laugh so america can bomb the shit outta them. and me: I’ll be in a 50-story tall building eating french gourmet chocolates, and having my company make me millions.
That’s all I have to say.
I will answer questions 1-13, depending on if i know how to answer.
1:I would be my stomach, so I could eat a lot.
2: I would do all three, because I would sneeze so hard i would poo, then laugh about it, then i would poo, and then i would pass out because the last poo came out too rough.
3:they both end up with metal dicks and compete from there on who can bang more women without sexual pleasure.
4: I would cuss out the president to his face, bang every girl of my dreams (if theiy’re somewhere in california) and end up in my bed, with orgasmic reverberations every twenty seconds.
5: the end result would be me and armez. adding rusty to armez and i makes rob. exactly.
6: the best moment: I turned 13. The worst moment: the fact that I got a hangover the next day. (not really…)
7: ummmmmm…I’m not sure what a character arc is…
8: I’m not sure,but I’m throwing it out there: 217 times?
9: ummmm….rob’s head? maybe… he’d be a humalien.
10: Damnit, Jerry, Let go of my pencil so I can get the toilet into the car wash.
11:Bryan in a speedo on whatever is givin me a fiberglassy. Hawt.
12: um…sleepiness, followed by amnesia.
13:Rusty: he’s on the sidewalk wearing gloves. Armez: he’s in Iraq, making the iraqies laugh so america can bomb the shit outta them. and me: I’ll be in a 50-story tall building eating french gourmet chocolates, and having my company make me millions.
That’s all I have to say.
FINALLY!!! MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW!!!! I’M SO FRIGGIN GLAD!!! I’m turning 14. Yes, i said i was 14 before, but you’re allowed to announce it a week or two before the event. thats the rules!! and if it’s not, well, it is now. what mangas are you guys gettin me? (or pocket pussies work…)
Two brown snakes. That way I could say I crapped em both.
Spraying chedder cheese up the whiz-hole, taking a crap in a tree, or wearing a dick suit?
Two brown snakes. That way I could say I crapped em both.
Spraying chedder cheese up the whiz-hole, taking a crap in a tree, or wearing a dick suit?
onomatopoeia:
overly nude ogglers mutate and transmute, ok? Penne orange excretes iodine apples.
Shit, that didn’t make sense!
disinfectarian
onomatopoeia:
overly nude ogglers mutate and transmute, ok? Penne orange excretes iodine apples.
Shit, that didn’t make sense!
disinfectarian
Not sure, but I think I’m hanging out with a bunch of perverted monkeys (no offense, bing). Also, rusty couldn’t have sex with anything to save his life. Poor kid doesn’t even masturbate….
Not sure, but I think I’m hanging out with a bunch of perverted monkeys (no offense, bing). Also, rusty couldn’t have sex with anything to save his life. Poor kid doesn’t even masturbate….
In Italian…
Ho la scatola di lustro del pattino, figlio di una femmina.
Now in spanish!
Tengo la caja del brillo del zapato, hijo de una perra.
I dare you to guess what i said… = p
In Italian…
Ho la scatola di lustro del pattino, figlio di una femmina.
Now in spanish!
Tengo la caja del brillo del zapato, hijo de una perra.
I dare you to guess what i said… = p
Also I’m guatemalan. 1/8 Mayan, too. My dad’s side: chalk white. Mom’s side: almost pure guatamalan. my dad’s side has a mix of like, italian, german, and…somethin else…Caucasian, i would guess.
anyway…I have’nt seen goodfellas, but i have seen the godfather. Greatest frikkin mafia movie ever. Um…I don’t really know where to go with this topic…mih.
