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Ivan
ParticipantIn the movie Me Myself and Irene, this guy gets a chicken shoved up his ass. Not in real life, but it is still funny. I’d put up a screen cap, but it’s on my external HD which I just packed away as I am heading home tomorrow for the weekend. Eventually I may. Or you should just watch the movie cuz it’s funny as hell and has some kick ass songs in it (Hem of Your Garment by CAKE ftw!)
Ivan
ParticipantHere lies Ivan
Died whilst high divin’
In hell he’ll be jivin’
And bustin girls’ hymens.Ivan
ParticipantHere lies Ivan
Died whilst high divin’
In hell he’ll be jivin’
And bustin girls’ hymens.Ivan
ParticipantBing wrote:And in local news, Internet Podcasting star Captain Bryan Castles gave birth to a 14 lbs 7 oz turd named “GGAACKKUNGH” after the sound Bryan made during the birthing process.Don’t forget to stay tuned to this station later tonight as we bring you a special screening of the “Miracle of Life” hosted by Jerry Markhamm
Misread “Podcasting star” as “Pornography star,” which lead to a feeling of illness and panic.
Ivan
ParticipantBing wrote:And in local news, Internet Podcasting star Captain Bryan Castles gave birth to a 14 lbs 7 oz turd named “GGAACKKUNGH” after the sound Bryan made during the birthing process.Don’t forget to stay tuned to this station later tonight as we bring you a special screening of the “Miracle of Life” hosted by Jerry Markhamm
Misread “Podcasting star” as “Pornography star,” which lead to a feeling of illness and panic.
Ivan
ParticipantFAIL
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ParticipantFAIL
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ParticipantAlso, where all de white women at?
Ivan
ParticipantAlso, where all de white women at?
Ivan
ParticipantIn yet another attempt to prove I have no life, I have been trying to get through my iTunes library and listen to everything. 11 days, 20 hours, 27 minutes and 3 seconds to go! Started with 25 days, 12 hours, 22 minutes, and 12 seconds…
9304 songs, and that’s just on the Macbook Pro… at least another 15 gigs worth on the external HD, making for over 60gigs.
Anyone able to top that? My neighbor has two 500 gig hds full of music… makes me ashamed.
Ivan
ParticipantIn yet another attempt to prove I have no life, I have been trying to get through my iTunes library and listen to everything. 11 days, 20 hours, 27 minutes and 3 seconds to go! Started with 25 days, 12 hours, 22 minutes, and 12 seconds…
9304 songs, and that’s just on the Macbook Pro… at least another 15 gigs worth on the external HD, making for over 60gigs.
Anyone able to top that? My neighbor has two 500 gig hds full of music… makes me ashamed.
Ivan
ParticipantYa, I’m a big enough /b/tard to know about macrochan.
But let’s keep /b/ where it belongs- a deep dark hole in the back room of your mom’s house where the pedos and furries can fap in peace.
Ivan
ParticipantYa, I’m a big enough /b/tard to know about macrochan.
But let’s keep /b/ where it belongs- a deep dark hole in the back room of your mom’s house where the pedos and furries can fap in peace.
Ivan
ParticipantI had the liquid poos this weekend… IHOP = food poisoning. It was also fun listening to the person in the dorm bathroom stall next to me squirm uncomfortably as I blasted the deuce.
Ivan
ParticipantI had the liquid poos this weekend… IHOP = food poisoning. It was also fun listening to the person in the dorm bathroom stall next to me squirm uncomfortably as I blasted the deuce.
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