Ivan

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  • in reply to: Chicken up the butt, and things in chickens butts! #17341
    Ivan
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    In the movie Me Myself and Irene, this guy gets a chicken shoved up his ass. Not in real life, but it is still funny. I’d put up a screen cap, but it’s on my external HD which I just packed away as I am heading home tomorrow for the weekend. Eventually I may. Or you should just watch the movie cuz it’s funny as hell and has some kick ass songs in it (Hem of Your Garment by CAKE ftw!)

    in reply to: Blimpy #17451
    Ivan
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    Here lies Ivan
    Died whilst high divin’
    In hell he’ll be jivin’
    And bustin girls’ hymens.

    in reply to: Blimpy #17453
    Ivan
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    Here lies Ivan
    Died whilst high divin’
    In hell he’ll be jivin’
    And bustin girls’ hymens.

    in reply to: Hoth, NY #17501
    Ivan
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    Bing wrote:
    And in local news, Internet Podcasting star Captain Bryan Castles gave birth to a 14 lbs 7 oz turd named “GGAACKKUNGH” after the sound Bryan made during the birthing process.

    Don’t forget to stay tuned to this station later tonight as we bring you a special screening of the “Miracle of Life” hosted by Jerry Markhamm

    Misread “Podcasting star” as “Pornography star,” which lead to a feeling of illness and panic.

    in reply to: Hoth, NY #17502
    Ivan
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    Bing wrote:
    And in local news, Internet Podcasting star Captain Bryan Castles gave birth to a 14 lbs 7 oz turd named “GGAACKKUNGH” after the sound Bryan made during the birthing process.

    Don’t forget to stay tuned to this station later tonight as we bring you a special screening of the “Miracle of Life” hosted by Jerry Markhamm

    Misread “Podcasting star” as “Pornography star,” which lead to a feeling of illness and panic.

    in reply to: Game… #18596
    Ivan
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    huh.jpg

    FAIL

    in reply to: Game… #18673
    Ivan
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    huh.jpg

    FAIL

    in reply to: Game… #18591
    Ivan
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    Also, where all de white women at?

    in reply to: Game… #18597
    Ivan
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    Also, where all de white women at?

    in reply to: Game… #18592
    Ivan
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    In yet another attempt to prove I have no life, I have been trying to get through my iTunes library and listen to everything. 11 days, 20 hours, 27 minutes and 3 seconds to go! Started with 25 days, 12 hours, 22 minutes, and 12 seconds…

    9304 songs, and that’s just on the Macbook Pro… at least another 15 gigs worth on the external HD, making for over 60gigs.

    Anyone able to top that? My neighbor has two 500 gig hds full of music… makes me ashamed.

    in reply to: Game… #18598
    Ivan
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    In yet another attempt to prove I have no life, I have been trying to get through my iTunes library and listen to everything. 11 days, 20 hours, 27 minutes and 3 seconds to go! Started with 25 days, 12 hours, 22 minutes, and 12 seconds…

    9304 songs, and that’s just on the Macbook Pro… at least another 15 gigs worth on the external HD, making for over 60gigs.

    Anyone able to top that? My neighbor has two 500 gig hds full of music… makes me ashamed.

    in reply to: Game… #18599
    Ivan
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    Ya, I’m a big enough /b/tard to know about macrochan.

    But let’s keep /b/ where it belongs- a deep dark hole in the back room of your mom’s house where the pedos and furries can fap in peace.

    in reply to: Game… #18672
    Ivan
    Participant

    Ya, I’m a big enough /b/tard to know about macrochan.

    But let’s keep /b/ where it belongs- a deep dark hole in the back room of your mom’s house where the pedos and furries can fap in peace.

    in reply to: Thoughts on illness… #8287
    Ivan
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    I had the liquid poos this weekend… IHOP = food poisoning. It was also fun listening to the person in the dorm bathroom stall next to me squirm uncomfortably as I blasted the deuce.

    in reply to: Thoughts on illness… #8288
    Ivan
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    I had the liquid poos this weekend… IHOP = food poisoning. It was also fun listening to the person in the dorm bathroom stall next to me squirm uncomfortably as I blasted the deuce.

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