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For a while, I was teaching myself to play guitar and drums at the same time, but I couldn’t really do anything too complex. Then the neighbors (a bunch of meth addicts) started calling the cops everytime i played drums, so I had to stop.
Do you like to make poop?
Who doesn’t?What do you think the metaphisical implications of the String Theory are?
Dunno. Not too into particle physics.How many oreos can you fit in your mouth?
5?What you do with no penis?
Call myself “Armez” and post non-sequiturs online. Zing!Do you look at your poo after you go number two?
Of course…you never know what cool shapes or colors you might findDo you think everyone in the world is somehow related to each other?
Yes, and with each new generation, we become more and more inbred.Where’s the beef?
In my pantsDid you hear the story about the rock climber who had to chop his own arm off after it was trapped under a boulder? Did you laugh?
Ya. The guy’s name was Aaron Ralston or something like that. He rode his 15 minutes of fame for all he could. He deserved what he got, especially because any outdoorsman can tell you that you should always let folks know what your trip plan is and where you’ll be. And he didn’t use the buddy system, so he was well-fucked and far from home.Version3 wrote:I don’t remember fun dip changing colors, but I remember always wishing it came with like 65 of those little white candy sticks.Ya, that’s why I ate the powder, cuz I already ate the white candy stick. Those are the best part of Fun Dip.
When in a public bathroom: Urinal or toilet?
Urinal unless i gotta shit, then i hit the stallYour opinion on the statement: “There’s no one meaning to life. Every peron has his or her own.”
If there’s a meaning to life, you think we’d have figured it out by nowHow many ice cubes can you fit in your mouth and for how long?
We talking crescent shaped or square shaped? Either way, i dunnoWould you eat a baby?
baby…cowBing – How many times have you farted at work and not been caught?
Ivan – Many times, even when they are noticableBing – One way we can all make a difference for a better world
Ivan – Turn off cell phones in moviesBing – Ivan, my friend…socks then pants or pants then socks…which goes on first?
Ivan – Pants firstBing – If you had to poo on someone’s chest, who would it be?
Ivan – Not a fan of the cleveland steamerHave you ever had a girl’s toe in your mouth?
NopeIs space exploration worth spending billions on when people are starving?
Hell no… listen to “Puttin’ People on the Moon” by Drive-By TruckersWhat’s the most pieces of pizza you’ve ever eaten in one meal?
8How much would someone have to pay you to drink your own urine?
$100 per ounceI can respect Oprah. Despite being way too rich for her own good, she earned the fame and recognition she receives. Lohan made some crappy movies and has no talent. Paris Hilton is using her family’s money to finance her fame. I can only respect celebrities who can act well and deserve respect.
The guy playing Bond, Daniel Craig, starred in this film called Layer Cake, which is totally badass. I was skeptical that he could pull off being Bond, but my friend had me watch Layer Cake and it eliminated any doubt I had.
Darth Octavious wrote:Fuck that, I bought a case. I don’t care if some of my favorite foods make my urine and poo change colors I am still going to eat them.There was this Fun Dip candy powder that turned from blue to green when you licked it or something, but it also turned my shit green. It was quite festive, in a Jolly Green Giant sorta way
Now that you mention it, where can I get some penile itch ointment? I got some disease form this pump I was selling on a forum…
Also, who needs life insurance? Cock sores are fatal, you know.
