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Alrighty then brother Ivan, ’round here we regulary abuse each other for sport and fun.
(feel free to practice on Darth Octavious, his bark is much worse than his bite)
..watch out for Bucho though (damn foreigners..NBLIANGW)So, now you must walk the gauntlet of SOS. Or something else dramatic and whatnot.
So for comment and addition by all
but only for answer by Ivan“IVAN The Special Edition”
–Ask Ivan something personal and silly
Bing – How many times have you farted at work and not been caught?–Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
Bing – One way we can all make a difference for a better world–Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
Bing – Ivan, my friend…socks then pants or pants then socks…which goes on first?–Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
Bing – If you had to poo on someone’s chest, who would it be?All SOS’ers can and should add their own questions under the subject heading to the newbie. Be nice or Bucho will come and kick your ass in your sleep (due to the time difference from New Zealand).
“IVAN The Special Edition”
–Ask Ivan something personal and silly
Have you ever had a girl’s toe in your mouth?–Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
Is space exploration worth spending billions on when people are starving?–Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
What’s the most pieces of pizza you’ve ever eaten in one meal?–Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
How much would someone have to pay you to drink your own urine?All SOS’ers can and should add their own questions under the subject heading to the newbie. Be nice or Bucho will come and kick your ass in your sleep (due to the time difference from New Zealand)
Some people might call that cowardice, especially if you know that I’m just a big pussy. I prefer to think of it as heroic ninja tactics.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Bing – How many times have you farted at work and not been caught?
Ivan – Many times, even when they are noticableBing – One way we can all make a difference for a better world
Ivan – Turn off cell phones in moviesBing – Ivan, my friend…socks then pants or pants then socks…which goes on first?
Ivan – Pants firstBing – If you had to poo on someone’s chest, who would it be?
Ivan – Not a fan of the cleveland steamerHave you ever had a girl’s toe in your mouth?
NopeIs space exploration worth spending billions on when people are starving?
Hell no… listen to “Puttin’ People on the Moon” by Drive-By TruckersWhat’s the most pieces of pizza you’ve ever eaten in one meal?
8How much would someone have to pay you to drink your own urine?
$100 per ounceSo for comment and addition by all
but only for answer by Ivan“IVAN The Special Edition”
–Ask Ivan something personal and silly
When in a public bathroom: Urinal or toilet?–Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
Your opinion on the statement: “There’s no one meaning to life. Every peron has his or her own.”–Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
How many ice cubes can you fit in your mouth and for how long?–Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
Would you eat a baby?When in a public bathroom: Urinal or toilet?
Urinal unless i gotta shit, then i hit the stallYour opinion on the statement: “There’s no one meaning to life. Every peron has his or her own.”
If there’s a meaning to life, you think we’d have figured it out by nowHow many ice cubes can you fit in your mouth and for how long?
We talking crescent shaped or square shaped? Either way, i dunnoWould you eat a baby?
baby…cow“IVAN The Special Edition”
–Ask Ivan something personal and silly
Do you look at your poo after you go number two?–Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
Do you think everyone in the world is somehow related to each other?–Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
Where’s the beef?
–Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
Did you hear the story about the rock climber who had to chop his own arm off after it was trapped under a boulder? Did you laugh?
Do you look at your poo after you go number two?
Of course…you never know what cool shapes or colors you might findDo you think everyone in the world is somehow related to each other?
Yes, and with each new generation, we become more and more inbred.Where’s the beef?
In my pantsDid you hear the story about the rock climber who had to chop his own arm off after it was trapped under a boulder? Did you laugh?
Ya. The guy’s name was Aaron Ralston or something like that. He rode his 15 minutes of fame for all he could. He deserved what he got, especially because any outdoorsman can tell you that you should always let folks know what your trip plan is and where you’ll be. And he didn’t use the buddy system, so he was well-fucked and far from home.“IVAN The Special Edition”
–Ask Ivan something personal and silly
Do you like to make poop?–Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
What do you think the metaphisical implications of the String Theory are?–Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
How many oreos can you fit in your mouth?–Ask Ivan something terrible
What you do with no penis?Do you like to make poop?
Who doesn’t?What do you think the metaphisical implications of the String Theory are?
Dunno. Not too into particle physics.How many oreos can you fit in your mouth?
5?What you do with no penis?
Call myself “Armez” and post non-sequiturs online. Zing!Ivan wrote:Do you like to make poop?
Who doesn’t?What do you think the metaphisical implications of the String Theory are?
Dunno. Not too into particle physics.How many oreos can you fit in your mouth?
5?What you do with no penis?
Call myself “Armez” and post non-sequiturs online. Zing!Touche Ivan…Touche…
If you were a cheese sandwhich…
Ok forget that one.
Do you feel this?
What color is oxygen? (Hint in the first 2 shows) SOS 000 or SOS 001.
When stepping out of an elevator do you have random things behind you that weren’t there when you got on?
Welcome. I’m Jerry.
I like titties.
-Do you feel this?
You know it.-What color is oxygen? (Hint in the first 2 shows) SOS 000 or SOS 001.
Mauve. I guessed.-When stepping out of an elevator do you have random things behind you that weren’t there when you got on?
Sure.-Welcome. I’m Jerry.
Thanks.“IVAN The Special Edition”
–Ask Ivan something personal and silly
Have you ever fantasised about your best friend’s sister?–Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
Is genetic engineering ultimately going to benefit mankind or turn us all into mutants? The bad kind of mutants.–Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
If you could only eat one meal three times a day for the rest of your life what would be on the menu?–Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
If you could sentence three people on the planet to have their mouths sown shut for the duration of 2007 (but still be fed by drips or something so they stay healthy) who would it be?- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Have you ever fantasised about your best friend’s sister?
In every way possible… damn I love 8 year olds. KIDDING!Is genetic engineering ultimately going to benefit mankind or turn us all into mutants? The bad kind of mutants.
It will take people’s uniqueness away…ever seen GATTACA? That movie kicks assIf you could only eat one meal three times a day for the rest of your life what would be on the menu?
Sandwich, cuz there’s so many different types you can makeIf you could sentence three people on the planet to have their mouths sown shut for the duration of 2007 (but still be fed by drips or something so they stay healthy) who would it be? Kathy Griffin, Al Gore, Armez
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