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  • #665
    Bing
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    Alrighty then brother Ivan, ’round here we regulary abuse each other for sport and fun.

    (feel free to practice on Darth Octavious, his bark is much worse than his bite)
    ..watch out for Bucho though (damn foreigners..NBLIANGW)

    So, now you must walk the gauntlet of SOS. Or something else dramatic and whatnot.

    So for comment and addition by all
    but only for answer by Ivan

    “IVAN The Special Edition”

    –Ask Ivan something personal and silly
    Bing – How many times have you farted at work and not been caught?

    –Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
    Bing – One way we can all make a difference for a better world

    –Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
    Bing – Ivan, my friend…socks then pants or pants then socks…which goes on first?

    –Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
    Bing – If you had to poo on someone’s chest, who would it be?

    All SOS’ers can and should add their own questions under the subject heading to the newbie. Be nice or Bucho will come and kick your ass in your sleep (due to the time difference from New Zealand).

    #9520
    Bucho
    Participant

    “IVAN The Special Edition”

    –Ask Ivan something personal and silly
    Have you ever had a girl’s toe in your mouth?

    –Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
    Is space exploration worth spending billions on when people are starving?

    –Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
    What’s the most pieces of pizza you’ve ever eaten in one meal?

    –Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
    How much would someone have to pay you to drink your own urine?

    All SOS’ers can and should add their own questions under the subject heading to the newbie. Be nice or Bucho will come and kick your ass in your sleep (due to the time difference from New Zealand)

    Some people might call that cowardice, especially if you know that I’m just a big pussy. I prefer to think of it as heroic ninja tactics.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #9533
    Ivan
    Participant

    Bing – How many times have you farted at work and not been caught?
    Ivan – Many times, even when they are noticable

    Bing – One way we can all make a difference for a better world
    Ivan – Turn off cell phones in movies

    Bing – Ivan, my friend…socks then pants or pants then socks…which goes on first?
    Ivan – Pants first

    Bing – If you had to poo on someone’s chest, who would it be?
    Ivan – Not a fan of the cleveland steamer

    Have you ever had a girl’s toe in your mouth?
    Nope

    Is space exploration worth spending billions on when people are starving?
    Hell no… listen to “Puttin’ People on the Moon” by Drive-By Truckers

    What’s the most pieces of pizza you’ve ever eaten in one meal?
    8

    How much would someone have to pay you to drink your own urine?
    $100 per ounce

    #9525
    salad
    Participant

    So for comment and addition by all
    but only for answer by Ivan

    “IVAN The Special Edition”

    –Ask Ivan something personal and silly
    When in a public bathroom: Urinal or toilet?

    –Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
    Your opinion on the statement: “There’s no one meaning to life. Every peron has his or her own.”

    –Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
    How many ice cubes can you fit in your mouth and for how long?

    –Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
    Would you eat a baby?

    #9532
    Ivan
    Participant

    When in a public bathroom: Urinal or toilet?
    Urinal unless i gotta shit, then i hit the stall

    Your opinion on the statement: “There’s no one meaning to life. Every peron has his or her own.”
    If there’s a meaning to life, you think we’d have figured it out by now

    How many ice cubes can you fit in your mouth and for how long?
    We talking crescent shaped or square shaped? Either way, i dunno

    Would you eat a baby?
    baby…cow

    #9522
    YouFollowMe
    Participant

    “IVAN The Special Edition”

    –Ask Ivan something personal and silly
    Do you look at your poo after you go number two?

    –Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
    Do you think everyone in the world is somehow related to each other?

    –Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
    Where’s the beef?

    –Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
    Did you hear the story about the rock climber who had to chop his own arm off after it was trapped under a boulder? Did you laugh?

    #9531
    Ivan
    Participant

    Do you look at your poo after you go number two?
    Of course…you never know what cool shapes or colors you might find

    Do you think everyone in the world is somehow related to each other?
    Yes, and with each new generation, we become more and more inbred.

    Where’s the beef?
    In my pants

    Did you hear the story about the rock climber who had to chop his own arm off after it was trapped under a boulder? Did you laugh?
    Ya. The guy’s name was Aaron Ralston or something like that. He rode his 15 minutes of fame for all he could. He deserved what he got, especially because any outdoorsman can tell you that you should always let folks know what your trip plan is and where you’ll be. And he didn’t use the buddy system, so he was well-fucked and far from home.

    #9524
    Armez
    Participant

    “IVAN The Special Edition”

    –Ask Ivan something personal and silly
    Do you like to make poop?

    –Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
    What do you think the metaphisical implications of the String Theory are?

    –Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
    How many oreos can you fit in your mouth?

    –Ask Ivan something terrible
    What you do with no penis?

    #9530
    Ivan
    Participant

    Do you like to make poop?
    Who doesn’t?

    What do you think the metaphisical implications of the String Theory are?
    Dunno. Not too into particle physics.

    How many oreos can you fit in your mouth?
    5?

    What you do with no penis?
    Call myself “Armez” and post non-sequiturs online. Zing!

    #9523
    Armez
    Participant
    Ivan wrote:
    Do you like to make poop?
    Who doesn’t?

    What do you think the metaphisical implications of the String Theory are?
    Dunno. Not too into particle physics.

    How many oreos can you fit in your mouth?
    5?

    What you do with no penis?
    Call myself “Armez” and post non-sequiturs online. Zing!

    Touche Ivan…Touche…

    #9519
    Bucho
    Participant
    Armez wrote:
    Touche Ivan…Touche…

    😆

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #9521
    Jor-El
    Participant

    If you were a cheese sandwhich…

    Ok forget that one.

    Do you feel this?

    What color is oxygen? (Hint in the first 2 shows) SOS 000 or SOS 001.

    When stepping out of an elevator do you have random things behind you that weren’t there when you got on?

    Welcome. I’m Jerry.

    I like titties.

    #9529
    Ivan
    Participant

    -Do you feel this?
    You know it.

    -What color is oxygen? (Hint in the first 2 shows) SOS 000 or SOS 001.
    Mauve. I guessed.

    -When stepping out of an elevator do you have random things behind you that weren’t there when you got on?
    Sure.

    -Welcome. I’m Jerry.
    Thanks.

    #9518
    Bucho
    Participant

    “IVAN The Special Edition”

    –Ask Ivan something personal and silly
    Have you ever fantasised about your best friend’s sister?

    –Ask Ivan something deep and meaningful
    Is genetic engineering ultimately going to benefit mankind or turn us all into mutants? The bad kind of mutants.

    –Ask Ivan something completely irrelevant
    If you could only eat one meal three times a day for the rest of your life what would be on the menu?

    –Ask Ivan something terrible (get it?…Ivan the terrible…..never mind…vagrants)
    If you could sentence three people on the planet to have their mouths sown shut for the duration of 2007 (but still be fed by drips or something so they stay healthy) who would it be?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #9528
    Ivan
    Participant

    Have you ever fantasised about your best friend’s sister?
    In every way possible… damn I love 8 year olds. KIDDING!

    Is genetic engineering ultimately going to benefit mankind or turn us all into mutants? The bad kind of mutants.
    It will take people’s uniqueness away…ever seen GATTACA? That movie kicks ass

    If you could only eat one meal three times a day for the rest of your life what would be on the menu?
    Sandwich, cuz there’s so many different types you can make

    If you could sentence three people on the planet to have their mouths sown shut for the duration of 2007 (but still be fed by drips or something so they stay healthy) who would it be? Kathy Griffin, Al Gore, Armez

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