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  • in reply to: Oh God Lindsay is Illiterate! #9340
    Ivan
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    A big hunk o’ poo

    Poop me tender

    Don’t be poop

    All poo’d up

    Jailhouse poop

    Viva poop Vegas

    Poo Christmas

    A little less poo

    In the ghetto (enough poop there already)

    in reply to: We knew it was a matter of time: Britney sans panties #9386
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    Pa-ul wrote:
    After looking at the picture, I kinda have a craving for a burger.

    Yeah… I’ve been craving burgers, too. Fur burgers. (+1 for the Neal Patrick Harris trying to act straight quote!) (And +1 for whoever knows where this quote is from)

    in reply to: sas don’t equal saw… #9361
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    Bing wrote:
    Nuthin but love…in a non gay way

    Unless of course you’re into that kinda thing. We can readjust as necessary.

    in reply to: Show 121 #9372
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    Downloading the show through itunes was sketchy and I had to click “Get” like 5 times to dl the whole podcast. Finally got it though.

    in reply to: sas don’t equal saw… #9362
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    Whoa I never noticed that Arkansas is a rip off of Kansas. Hold up. Arkansas was around first, so Kansas ripped off Arkansas. Unoriginal abolitionist bastards couldn’t come up with a cool name, like Tittiesburg or Arkabamapennsyltuckia.

    in reply to: Show 120 #18883
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    No, my last name is Stolen…from Andrew Dice Clay.

    in reply to: Show 121 #9373
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    I lol’d at the Paw Paw’s chocolate finger advertisement

    in reply to: Urban Dictionary #18849
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    Armez wrote:
    Turned the largest US surplus into the largest deficit in American history

    Whoa, how is this Bush’s fault? I’m no expert in macroeconomics, but I do seem to recall that the US economy fluxuates all the time. Our unemployment rate is relatively low, GDP is doing well, however productivity isn’t matching growth. Bush has no control over this, though, and it seems he has become a scapegoat for whatever is wrong in America. I’m not a fan of him, but I am aware that much of the shit he is blamed for has nothing to do with him. Remember, congress approved the war and they can end it. Damn, I hate our government.

    in reply to: Show 120 #18884
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    Little Bo Peep fucked a sheep blew a horse licked his feet. She ate his ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice.

    Sorry… I had to say it.

    in reply to: Urban Dictionary #18848
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    Quote:
    The Dynamic Louie Anderson

    Survey Says “Dropping a duece in Louie Anderson’s shoe after stealing points from the opposing family.”

    “Oh No!!!” Louie exclaimed as Jack Johnson gave him the dynaic louie anderson after stealing the board from the McDougal family.

    in reply to: The Morbid Reverse Celebrity Death Swap Game … #18825
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    Frank wrote:
    I know it’s a little past the allotted time, but what the hell.

    I’d bring back Mitch Hedberg and send off Bill O’Reilly. That guy’s really fucking annoying.

    While I agree with you, didn’t Mitch Hedberg die in early 2005? Anyways, he was one of the best standups of all time.

    in reply to: The Morbid Reverse Celebrity Death Swap Game … #18826
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    I’m torn between bringing back Syd Barrett or the dude who played Grandpa Munster…

    OK, Syd for Paris Hilton and Grandpa Munster for Tom Cruise. But Syd Barrett is not loony and is able to produce music, and Grandpa Munster lives in the White House and sneaks up on Cheney.

    This is how the game works, right?

    in reply to: Spreading SOS to the masses #9792
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    Orlando wrote:
    Ivan wrote:
    You know it. And yes, my last name really is “You” so don’t ask.

    Praise the lord!! is ‘You’ like… alaskan??? o.O

    Korean, actually. I’m a mutt though… Korean, Russian, Irish, Scottish, etc.

    Version3 wrote:
    I thought his middle name was wantstohavebarebackanalsexwith

    Spot on, mate.

    in reply to: Rocky – Your favorite one #9403
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    Version3 wrote:
    I like the one where he gets beaten, then has to overcome the death of his friend to come out on top, then has to fight a super computer designed by Richard Pryor, only to find out that his mortal enemy is his father. This of course leads him to question his own beliefs while on a quest for an ancient artifact, seperated from the original members of the fellowship with only his best friend at his side, he fights his way back to the top and to the year 1985. That’s my favorite one.

    Doesn’t the Pryor computer set itself on fire in an attempt to kill Rocky?

    in reply to: cialis vs viagra generic effects #18866
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    Last two posts = story of my life

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