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I like how Jerry gets on here and is all like, “Oooh, look at me, I have news.”
I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I think I may be going through withdrawal.
Jor-El wrote:*stuff*That’s totally cool, Jerry. I pretty much just wondered what was happening in sos land.
rob wrote:I like how Jerry gets on here and is all like, “Oooh, look at me, I have news.”I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I think I may be going through withdrawal.
Wait a minute, you’re right Rob. He ignores us forum jockeys for months on end wishing pestilence and torment on us and then he turns up out of the blue, like Napolean on a wild honeymoon stallion and we hang on his every word like baby seahorses off the mother/father’s teat as if he’s the reincarnation of Eric Estrada! Now that you’ve opened my eyes to it I feel like the mid level priced whore I’ve always dreamt of being.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
About the whole Jerry thing is that, one his avatar, funny. And two he referred himself by CG Jerry, more funny.
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The pot in New Zealand must be really good#2
If you leave us Rob then we will all simply be waiting in your front yard the next day. (or 2 days if we live far away)
Seriously though…you aren’t the only one dealing with withdrawl. Life ain’t the same without the SOS’ers.#3
I was at Blockbuster day before yesterday and *tried* to rent Aliens with the second special features disc that should always be included in a movie that awesome. Well, I get home only to discover that I have only the movie disc, so I call the barely awake and retarded 17 year old girl that was working the counter. After about 5 mins (no joke) explaining to her what I was talking about she said to come in and she would give me the other disc.
So I get there and she hands me “Alien”..I explain that is not the right movie that I wanted the sequel “Alien(S)”. She gave me that teenage girl “Whatever, you’re like boring me and stuff” look. I went back to the shelf got Alien and AlienS and showed her the difference in spelling and case artwork hoping she could grasp the difference. A few minutes of gum chewing and chanting the word “like” passes then she looks at me and says “this one doesn’t come with a second disc?”
She was not asking me, mind you, all her sentences ended in a slight upturn of pitch that usually signifies a question. Yes, it does I told her and we started all of this over again.its hot. I’m in pain with my soon-to-be-operated-on hip. And I am running out of patience with this ignorant little twat when the guy behind me in line (45ish white balding male approx 180lbs about 5’4″…not a imposing figure I assure you). Says to himself “Jesus man, cut her some slack”…Then my brain does this
**flash of inspiration**
**bypass testosterone fueled pissing match**
**Accessing Blockbuster………**
**Match Found**
**Switched On Show humor**
**Initiating Program**I turn to the guy and I say to him….
“HAPPY!”I didn’t get the movie ’cause she was a dumb cunt….but that guy didn’t say or do anything, in fact he look scared…really scared……
anyway..made me think of you.
The above is not a work of fiction, that fucker was real and shocked.
And I’m gonna get shot one day pulling shit like this on strangers.Dude, that is awesome. That’s something I would do. Or look at him with bulging eyes to scare the piss out of him. Which reminds me…your father wanted you to have something when you were old enough…. Oh wait… Which reminds me…Bryan took some pictures of this guy who can make his eyes bulge out. You have to get him to put one on here. Freaky but it would have come in handy in this story of yours.
Ok, I gotta go finish the tower.
Jerry
I like titties.
Just listened to it (I was refreshing the download page every few minutes), and this episode goes to show just how awesome the listener base for SOS really is. Highlights:
–Romantic Death I was already skeptical when Bingette got on the phone – I knew Jerry was gonna do something. But it caught me by surprise either way. I had to rewind to this part about three times before I could move on. I almost pissed myself, dude, that was some funny fuckin’ shit.
–Bucho’s Coochos Holy shit, the goofy musics and the fakeish accent and the pacing..hilarious. Bucho’s Coochos? Scatt’s great.
–Bucho’s Song Type Deal Bucho, you are one talented mother fucker. Do. Your. Own. Show.
This show is full of hilarity – so listen to it, you guys. I enjoyed being a part at the end (seemed like you were a bit annoyed with it, I’m sorry), and I will miss being a part of Switched:ON. This show has shown me the light – and I will follow in the way of the Brotherhood. In the words of the almighty Bucho – Peace, Love, and Boobies, Gentlemen..
Peace..Love..and Boo-Boob-
BAAAAWWWW I’M GONNA MISS YOU SWITCHED ONNN
Rusty wrote:I love you, Bong.So do I, but try not to pack so much weed in next time.
Only Joking.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
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