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  • in reply to: Holy growing rock!!! #21289
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    It’s like the scene from Christmas Vacation with the Dog under the table, except with a really big volcano.

    Would’nt like to be near it when it coughs it out.


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    in reply to: Show 92 #21479
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    Following on in the Funny Martial arts movies, I’m in two minds to buy “Kung-Fu Hussle”.

    Anybody got any advice prior to me buying this flick?


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    in reply to: New Superman Returns trailer online! #11994
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    I’ve seen some clips from Spiderman 3, I’m hoping they don’t go overboard on the film and spoil it. Even though it has sandman and, I think, Venom and Harry Osbourne as the Goblin (again).


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    in reply to: Desktops: The Resurrection #21380
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    Especially as it’s about to swat the hell out of the MSN logo 🙂


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    in reply to: WoW #21451
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    HELLO…

    Women in leotards with pokies and camel toes.

    Where can I get a copy of that? 🙄


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    in reply to: What do you think of the new website? #21561
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    Scatt wrote:
    Paul, you should seriously consider photoshopping your avatar and make the bear’s dick caught in the spokes.

    Or worse still the chain 😯


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    in reply to: hey bitches #21418
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    Newman wrote:
    That’s gonna be confusing as hell. Every so often you see me go…who the fuck is this Jor-El guy?

    Took me a few seconds until I noticed the Myspace signature. 😕


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    in reply to: Show 92 #21480
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    Is that the flick where he fights a cow all matrix style?

    If it is, hell yes that was funny.


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    in reply to: New Superman Returns trailer online! #11995
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    Wow.

    That was the Bees knees, the gnats nuts and more.

    That trailer actually makes me want to watch the film, compared to the first trailer.


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    in reply to: Original Star Wars finally coming to DVD?!? #21363
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    Newman wrote:
    Have you heard anything about a box set with all the movies in it?

    I’ve got a DVD box set with the original three, I’m waiting for a box set of 1,2 and 3.

    Or maybe I should have waited until all six come out as a box set, knowing my luck they’ll bring out a limited collectors edition, like they did with the LOTR trilogy.


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    in reply to: Mac’s rock #12004
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    Newman wrote:
    It is an Intel model…23″cinema display, mmmmmmmmm. Um, excuse me while I rub one out over your display.

    Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “Splash Screen” 😛


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    in reply to: What do you think of the new website? #21562
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    Prosthetics, its all the rage.


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    in reply to: WoW #21452
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    I was going to get, paying for something and then paying to use it put me off, so I plumped for Oblivion instead.

    Now that is a hell of a game to play on full video, if you have a Cray XMP to run it on.


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    in reply to: Not the usual brokeback #11967
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    Nice official, tells the guy to return to the side not worry if his opponent is ever going to play twister again. 😯


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    in reply to: High gas prices #21437
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    We always get it in the butt when it comes to fuel prices, some filling stations are currently selling it at £1.20 per litre (I think thats £4.40 a gallon, $8.80 US).

    I figure that when all the fuel runs out, those fuel companies and Arab investments that have bought the patents and copyrights for cars that run on water or perpetual batteries, will still make a mint from us.

    We have some petrol stations over here that are selling Biodiesel, it was cheap until the government figured they could add a little bit of extra tax on that.

    I can’t wait until they invent anti-gravity powered things.


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