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  • in reply to: Concerts #9317
    Ivan
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    That was the Frontiers tour, I think. Randy joined for Raised on Radio and the following tour.

    in reply to: Scam Job Emails And How To Identify Them #9251
    Ivan
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    Now what?

    in reply to: Concerts #9320
    Ivan
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    rob wrote:
    I did see Journey when I was eight. They are a little cheesy, but I enjoyed it, I guess. I did see Ugly Kid Joe, and that was pretty balls.

    Was it with Steve Perry?

    Was it when they had Randy Jackson (the black guy on American Idol) playing bass? I have a video of one of those shows, and he is wearing leather pants, a yellow shirt, playing a pink polkadot P-Bass, and he has a flat-top afro. Hilarity!

    in reply to: sas don’t equal saw… #9359
    Ivan
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    Oprah’s Vagina rebuilding after great fire of 2008

    Traffic jam in Oprah’s Vagina caused by jackknifed big rig on the Labia Expressway

    I broke down in Oprah’s Vagina last night

    in reply to: Concerts #9321
    Ivan
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    No, I saw Thin Lizzy like 3 years ago. It would be nice if Phil was alive, but they had some white guy singing and it wasn’t bad.

    The time I saw Judas Priest, the PA was on the fritz for the first 3 bands. Since it was all metal, it sucked. The bass was too high so everytime the drummer did triplets or rolls on the bass drum, it was like being punched in the chest. It was Testament, Jerry Cantrell (of Alice in Chains) and Queensryche. Testament is crap live, and Queensryche is crap period. I like Jerry Cantrell’s solo stuff and his stuff with AiC, but he was there playing covers so it was ok at best. Judas Priest fuckin rocked, however, cuz they finally fixed the levels on the PA.

    Also, Bucho, since it was right after Songs For The Deaf came out, was Dave Grohl on drums?

    in reply to: Concerts #9322
    Ivan
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    Bucho wrote:
    I guess the funniest bands I saw were the wannabe Pearl Jam/Tool bands that sprang up like ant erections in the 90s. If you thought Creed and Days Of The New were shit you should’ve seen these small time melodramatic dipshits. The heaviest mosh pit I was ever in was Ministry in a stadium show in about ’97, just brutal wildness and abandon way beyond fun. The best bands I’ve seen live have mostly been in the last few years, QOTSA and The Datsuns in 2003 and The Hives in 2004. The other best gigs were NZ bands Shihad and Head Like A Hole in the mid 90s.

    On another note I saw U2 last weekend. The newer songs don’t have the same power as the older ones so there’s some flat spots in the performance and the political shit gets overdone but they did the most impressive stadium show I’ve ever seen. They have this massive curtain of spherical LEDs behind them that can be either lights or a screen and two normal big screens that always show the four guys. I know most of you guys don’t care about the band but from a pure spectacle point of view it shit on other stadium gigs I’ve seen (including two Stones shows).

    Goddamn, I’ve been wanting to see QOTSA for a while. U2’s new stuff is crap. The best band to see live is CAKE. Their live show isn’t fancy, but their sound is absolutely perfect and proves that they don’t rely on studio magic to achieve their sound. The best concert I ever saw, though, was Thin Lizzy, Blue Oyster Cult, Joe Satriani, and Deep Purple. It was fantastic.

    in reply to: Help us old farts out #9298
    Ivan
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    Yay! Second place! I’m number two! I’m number two!

    in reply to: Help us old farts out #9299
    Ivan
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    Bing wrote:
    NBLIANGW (we call that an acronym….vagrants)

    What does that stand for? Naked Bing Lies In A Naked Grandpa’s Waterbed?

    in reply to: The "Burning" Question for Ivan… #9331
    Ivan
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    Orlando wrote:
    Ivan wrote:
    It seems you were the one discussing cock blisters. I only talk of festive colored poop and midgets.

    and masturbating furiously to midget pseudo-porn…

    by the way… I’m eating some Fun Dip… so If anyhting colorful comes out of my ass when I take a dump I’ll be sure to take pictures…

    If it has the blue-green color changing powder, you may have colored poo. Try to pound the powder all at once without using the stick.

    in reply to: Oh God Lindsay is Illiterate! #9339
    Ivan
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    Didn’t Elvis die on the toilet taking a poo? It adds to the hilarity of the Elvis’ Greatest (S)Hits listed above.

    in reply to: Concerts #9323
    Ivan
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    Bing wrote:
    Armez wrote:
    I once wen to a 38 special concert and had a vodka bottle thrown at me…

    I proceded to beat the shit out of some guy with a bar stool soon after…

    …oddly enough it actually was the guy who threw the bottle…not some random guy…

    also 38 special is really fucking old now…so the concert sucked too

    I thought you were 14.

    Ya, how many 14 year olds wanna see 38 Special? I like southern rock but even I wouldn’t want to see 38 Special.

    in reply to: Concerts #9324
    Ivan
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    Darth Octavious wrote:
    Ivan wrote:
    I saw Steven Seagal and his blues band at the Fillmore in SF …

    One question….

    Why?!

    Why not?

    It was hilarious.

    in reply to: The "Burning" Question for Ivan… #9332
    Ivan
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    It seems you were the one discussing cock blisters. I only talk of festive colored poop and midgets.

    in reply to: sas don’t equal saw… #9360
    Ivan
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    If you do go to prison, never ask to shower with Bubba. Unless you have a lot of cigarettes.

    in reply to: The "Burning" Question for Ivan… #18795
    Ivan
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    yes

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