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Yeah, once he figured out there wasn’t any Russian monkey porn here, he was gone.
Speaking of which, do you ever still check your Switched: On gmail, or only your personal gmail?
So I’m listening to this show that’s at least a year old, and right now I’m on the part where you’re talking about the Transformers movies. In the next movie, in order to make Shia LaBoufffffff more comfortable, they’re going to rename the transformers to things like Fudgepackatron and Ballsuckatron and Whineatron. Then George Lucas and Hayden Christensen are going to come on and they’re going to have a big, petulant, whiney three-way. While Spielberg films it.
So C3PO sits down then pats his lap. Luke climbs up, then C3PO says, “Well you see Luke, when a droid likes another droid very much…”
I’ve seen that before. I think it was posted in the Star Wars thread on our other forums. I don’t see how position and lighting could have possibly caused that though. It’s not like it’s some strange shading, there’s obviously a rod sticking out, almost out to his arm.
Many years ago, I used to work for a big major company that shall not be named. The company is national and even has some international dealings. The company is also a union house. I was brought on as a contractor. At first, the other employees gave we contractors dirty looks, but after a while, after they got to know me, they started to like me and became very friendly. The company has a policy that someone can only work as a contractor for two years and then they either have to be let go or brought on as an employee. The center I was working in and the work I was doing was considered higher up the food chain so they couldn’t hire me because the union would throw a fit. According to the union, any higher-up jobs had to open internally before they could hire someone from outside the company. When the two years were up some of the employees there even tried to help me find a way around the company regulations. Some of the managers even said they would hire me if it was up to them, because they liked my work and they liked me. Because of the union, they had to let me go.
Now, about George Lucas. I’ve said time and again the reason the original Star Wars movies were good was because when he made them he still wasn’t that big yet. He had to listen to other people, so other people had input into Star Wars, and made it into a much better movie than the frog cyborg Han and midget Luke Star Wars would have originally been. Then when the prequels came along, Lucas was so big he didn’t have to listen to anyone, and he didn’t. People didn’t dare even say anything about the movies. That explains why when that one guy caught Lucas and Hayden Christensen in a back room with their pants around their ankles they didn’t say, “Oh, so that’s why you made one of the worst casting decisions of all history.”
In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if someday George Lucas got his own TV show called “Georgie’s Movie Hour”, where at the beginning of the episode he’d wander onto the set wearing a flannel shirt, jeans, and a cowboy hat, sit down on some rickety chair, and say, “Howdy ya’ll! Welcome to Georgie’s Movie Hour! Today, we’s gonna watch my hands fight with each other!” He’d smack his hands together and roll them around for almost the whole hour, occasionally muttering things like, “Oh yeah, now that’s qual-uh-tee!” Then each and every show would devolve into him jacking off while yelling, “Oh Hayden! Oh Steven! Oh Hayden! Oh Steven!”
I am downloading this using the Internet.
Edit: I’m partway through listening, I’m to the part where you’re talking about the UFC and the interesting accessories they should have to wear. They should have a rule where after two minutes if there isn’t a winner yet, they throw a huge pink rubber dildo into the ring.
