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Rusty wrote:Don’t become an asshole, Bing.
Thanks Lil’ Bro, I like that you phrased that don’t become an asshole, gives the illusion of choice.
Say, you wouldn’t happened to know the recipe for roasted Jehovah’s Witness would you?
We cook ’em in a hangi. Traditions are important to us island folk.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Bucho wrote:We cook ’em in a hangi. Traditions are important to us island folk.Damn!
I was hoping they were stewed in Vegemite with a goat semen glaze…
Goats have semen right?
Bing wrote:Goats have semen right?Able bodied, first class and Pirates as well 😀
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
Darth Octavious wrote:Rusty wrote:Don’t become an asshole, Bing.Do become an asshole, Bing. Turn to the dark side.
Oh dude, its already been done. Sorry you didn’t show up to the “Coming To the Dark Side” party. We figured you’d be all busy with your dark deeds and chicken raping. It really wasn’t much of a party anyway. Rusty kept hitting on the waitress (actually a dude in drag) and Frank had an allergic reaction to the shellfish (although it was funnier than hell when Bucho came running thru the crowd to give Frank mouth to mouth and ended up stepping on that nice Korean family).
Say when you first got your lightsaber, did yours chafe?
I’ve gone through 6 tubes of Easy Sith so far.I would’ve been fine if that family hadn’t been doused in KY only moments before the incident.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
Bing wrote:Rusty wrote:Don’t become an asshole, Bing.Thanks Lil’ Bro, I like that you phrased that don’t become an asshole, gives the illusion of choice.
Say, you wouldn’t happened to know the recipe for roasted Jehovah’s Witness would you?
All you have to do is tell them you’re going to celebrate Christmas and you’re going to make them watch, and they’ll freak out.
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