- This topic has 16 replies, 7 voices, and was last updated 19 years, 2 months ago by
.
-
Posts
-
AAYYY!!!
Newman, Bing.
As the Biggest Baddest SOS fan ever, you can forget the easy questions everyone else got……hope you studied hard for the “SOS PhD Test O’ Knowledge”….
nnnnow…
1 – In SOS episode 1275 Rob tells a story about how his pacemaker went haywire during a transporter accident. In a weird twist of physics and genitalia Rob ends up with his pecker sticking out of his left eye socket. You have 3 options.
a – Tell him to think of Lindsey Lohan’s granddaughter and then his other eye may get better vision
b – Re-wire his pacemaker to only work when he cries or masturbates (same thing really)
c – Tell him to go see a pretty eye doctor and ask for an eye massage.2 – Describe your most fulfilling moment of ice cream enjoyment.
3 – If you were a Jedi/Sith what would your best force ability be and what would you do with it.
4 – Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead.
5 – You must choose one: Bald Asthmatic with garlic breath and a bad case of acne…….Twin deaf and blind proctologists with speech impediments…….or a beautiful model with a great body that tells you if you ever look at another woman she will serve your own testicles to you for dinner……Which combo will you agree to take on a romantic getaway?6 – Fellow SOS UberFan Frank invites you to an SOS-themed costume party. What will you go as?
7 – As Secretary of State to President Rob, you are tasked with a visit to Pizza Hut and Blockbuster. What incentives do you give these people to follow the ways of the SOS?
8 – Sirloin, Ribeye, Filet, or NY Strip? Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Well, Burnt?
9 – Alcohol of choice? Least favorite?
10 – 3 qualities you admire in others…and 3 you hate.
11 – In 3 words of only 2 syllables each describe Bryan. (repeat for Rob and Jerry)
12 – Which show is (so far) your favorite episode of SOS that you have heard? (you must choose) And why do you like it best?
13 – Best movie you never wanted to admit you liked?
14 – Planet Newman has just joined the Galactic Consortium of Coolness and Awesomeness…..what is your planet’s motto?last one….
15 – Name the next person who gets a list of questions and PM me the first 3 questions…….
Newman..you rock and I hope you enjoyed.
Bing, you are amazing. Did you cry when you were born or popped out saying AAAAYYYYY! Bing here, Mommy!
Nah it was more like….
Bing, Mama.
then
Dad, Mama.. ..cut the cordBing, Dad. ..sorry think I nicked your wee wee.
…that’s the only way I can explain some things…
Costume party, I’m coming as a bee’s knee … I’m sure I can figure out what one looks like.
On a different note, B sharp.
Frank wrote:On a different note, B sharp.You’ll always sound like L to me Frank……
Inside your head is some twisted evil shit…
…damn you’re cool
Bing wrote:Frank wrote:On a different note, B sharp.You’ll always sound like L to me Frank……
Inside your head is some twisted evil shit…
…damn you’re cool
AAAYYYYYYYYY, Bing.
Imsayin. Preesh.
I can’t see how you keep coming up with answers that I really would like to know some of the answers to! Yeah, Bing, you’re a superb individual with admirable hair!
Gawddamn it Newmaugh, I done tol’ you’ta gitcheraiss in hmeaw, take this tess’, and you eat every last bit! Yew can’t watch nunoda TV ’til yer through!
See what happens, I go away for 4 days for a wedding and I get hurassed…note to self-never go anywhere.
1 – In SOS episode 1275 Rob tells a story about how his pacemaker went haywire during a transporter accident. In a weird twist of physics and genitalia Rob ends up with his pecker sticking out of his left eye socket. You have 3 options.
a – Tell him to think of Lindsey Lohan’s granddaughter and then his other eye may get better vision
b – Re-wire his pacemaker to only work when he cries or masturbates (same thing really)
c – Tell him to go see a pretty eye doctor and ask for an eye massage.A, defenatly A…no wait B…shit…C…damit…I’ll go with secret answer D, ‘Fuck it dude, Lets go bowling.’
2 – Describe your most fulfilling moment of ice cream enjoyment.
Ya know when ya get kicked in the balls? And to help the pain you put a pail of ice cream on em’? That, but without the ball kicking.
3 – If you were a Jedi/Sith what would your best force ability be and what would you do with it.
Mind control, that way all the hot chicks would go down…heh heh heh.
4 – Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead.
Dirty Blonde…oh ya!
5 – You must choose one: Bald Asthmatic with garlic breath and a bad case of acne…….Twin deaf and blind proctologists with speech impediments…….or a beautiful model with a great body that tells you if you ever look at another woman she will serve your own testicles to you for dinner……Which combo will you agree to take on a romantic getaway?
The twins…cuz they’re always freaky.
6 – Fellow SOS UberFan Frank invites you to an SOS-themed costume party. What will you go as?
*thinking back to show 43 (my first intercation with SoS)* – Jessica asked what I was wearing, I replied, Lepoard Skin Thong…I choose that.
7 – As Secretary of State to President Rob, you are tasked with a visit to Pizza Hut and Blockbuster. What incentives do you give these people to follow the ways of the SOS?
Limo’s filled with hot models having wet SoS t-shirt contest for everyone!
8 – Sirloin, Ribeye, Filet, or NY Strip? Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Well, Burnt?
Kobe…nuff said.
9 – Alcohol of choice? Least favorite?
Rum + Coke. Gin + Spunk.
10 – 3 qualities you admire in others…and 3 you hate.
1-Comedic
2-Knowing what I mean when I say random SoS lines
3-Being hot (women only)1-Jack asses
2-Not knowing what SoS really is about
3-n/a11 – In 3 words of only 2 syllables each describe Bryan. (repeat for Rob and Jerry)
What the fuck is a syllable?
12 – Which show is (so far) your favorite episode of SOS that you have heard? (you must choose) And why do you like it best?
43, when I first introduced and my theme was first revealed *cue Newman’s theme*
13 – Best movie you never wanted to admit you liked?
PORN
14 – Planet Newman has just joined the Galactic Consortium of Coolness and Awesomeness…..what is your planet’s motto?
“Frag the weak, hurdle the dead.”
last one….
15 – Name the next person who gets a list of questions and PM me the first 3 questions…….
I’m thinking Scatt will have some pretty kick ass answers…and looking back at mine…they mostly suck.
Quote:11 – In 3 words of only 2 syllables each describe Bryan. (repeat for Rob and Jerry)What the fuck is a syllable?
Aw, c’mon Newman. We can’t let you off that easy.
Newman wrote:2 – Describe your most fulfilling moment of ice cream enjoyment.Ya know when ya get kicked in the balls? And to help the pain you put a pail of ice cream on em’? That, but without the ball kicking.
I damn near just threw up there I was laughing so hard. It’s 2:30 in the morning here. Thanks, Newman! Now, I’m going to get kicked out of my apartment! Geez! LOL
- You must be logged in to reply to this topic.