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Who the Hell listens to SOS part 02 —The Newman

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  • #1670
    Bing
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    AAYYY!!!

    Newman, Bing.

    As the Biggest Baddest SOS fan ever, you can forget the easy questions everyone else got……hope you studied hard for the “SOS PhD Test O’ Knowledge”….

    nnnnow…

    1 – In SOS episode 1275 Rob tells a story about how his pacemaker went haywire during a transporter accident. In a weird twist of physics and genitalia Rob ends up with his pecker sticking out of his left eye socket. You have 3 options.

    a – Tell him to think of Lindsey Lohan’s granddaughter and then his other eye may get better vision
    b – Re-wire his pacemaker to only work when he cries or masturbates (same thing really)
    c – Tell him to go see a pretty eye doctor and ask for an eye massage.

    2 – Describe your most fulfilling moment of ice cream enjoyment.
    3 – If you were a Jedi/Sith what would your best force ability be and what would you do with it.
    4 – Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead.
    5 – You must choose one: Bald Asthmatic with garlic breath and a bad case of acne…….Twin deaf and blind proctologists with speech impediments…….or a beautiful model with a great body that tells you if you ever look at another woman she will serve your own testicles to you for dinner……Which combo will you agree to take on a romantic getaway?

    6 – Fellow SOS UberFan Frank invites you to an SOS-themed costume party. What will you go as?
    7 – As Secretary of State to President Rob, you are tasked with a visit to Pizza Hut and Blockbuster. What incentives do you give these people to follow the ways of the SOS?
    8 – Sirloin, Ribeye, Filet, or NY Strip? Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Well, Burnt?
    9 – Alcohol of choice? Least favorite?
    10 – 3 qualities you admire in others…and 3 you hate.
    11 – In 3 words of only 2 syllables each describe Bryan. (repeat for Rob and Jerry)
    12 – Which show is (so far) your favorite episode of SOS that you have heard? (you must choose) And why do you like it best?
    13 – Best movie you never wanted to admit you liked?
    14 – Planet Newman has just joined the Galactic Consortium of Coolness and Awesomeness…..what is your planet’s motto?

    last one….

    15 – Name the next person who gets a list of questions and PM me the first 3 questions…….

    Newman..you rock and I hope you enjoyed.

    #20072
    Octavious
    Participant

    Bing, you are amazing. Did you cry when you were born or popped out saying AAAAYYYYY! Bing here, Mommy!

    #20076
    Bing
    Participant

    Nah it was more like….

    Bing, Mama.

    then
    Dad, Mama.. ..cut the cord

    Bing, Dad. ..sorry think I nicked your wee wee.

    …that’s the only way I can explain some things…

    #20081
    Frank
    Participant

    Costume party, I’m coming as a bee’s knee … I’m sure I can figure out what one looks like.

    On a different note, B sharp.

    #20077
    Bing
    Participant
    Frank wrote:
    On a different note, B sharp.

    You’ll always sound like L to me Frank……

    Inside your head is some twisted evil shit…

    …damn you’re cool

    #20080
    Frank
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Frank wrote:
    On a different note, B sharp.

    You’ll always sound like L to me Frank……

    Inside your head is some twisted evil shit…

    …damn you’re cool

    AAAYYYYYYYYY, Bing.

    Imsayin. Preesh.

    #20074
    Scatt
    Participant

    Newmaugh!!

    #20069
    rob
    Participant

    I can’t see how you keep coming up with answers that I really would like to know some of the answers to! Yeah, Bing, you’re a superb individual with admirable hair!

    #20078
    Frank
    Participant

    Where’s Newman?????

    #20075
    Bing
    Participant

    Newman get your ass in here and take the test!!!

    #20073
    Scatt
    Participant

    Gawddamn it Newmaugh, I done tol’ you’ta gitcheraiss in hmeaw, take this tess’, and you eat every last bit! Yew can’t watch nunoda TV ’til yer through!

    #20071
    Newman
    Participant

    See what happens, I go away for 4 days for a wedding and I get hurassed…note to self-never go anywhere.

    1 – In SOS episode 1275 Rob tells a story about how his pacemaker went haywire during a transporter accident. In a weird twist of physics and genitalia Rob ends up with his pecker sticking out of his left eye socket. You have 3 options.

    a – Tell him to think of Lindsey Lohan’s granddaughter and then his other eye may get better vision
    b – Re-wire his pacemaker to only work when he cries or masturbates (same thing really)
    c – Tell him to go see a pretty eye doctor and ask for an eye massage.

    A, defenatly A…no wait B…shit…C…damit…I’ll go with secret answer D, ‘Fuck it dude, Lets go bowling.’

    2 – Describe your most fulfilling moment of ice cream enjoyment.

    Ya know when ya get kicked in the balls? And to help the pain you put a pail of ice cream on em’? That, but without the ball kicking.

    3 – If you were a Jedi/Sith what would your best force ability be and what would you do with it.

    Mind control, that way all the hot chicks would go down…heh heh heh.

    4 – Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead.

    Dirty Blonde…oh ya!

    5 – You must choose one: Bald Asthmatic with garlic breath and a bad case of acne…….Twin deaf and blind proctologists with speech impediments…….or a beautiful model with a great body that tells you if you ever look at another woman she will serve your own testicles to you for dinner……Which combo will you agree to take on a romantic getaway?

    The twins…cuz they’re always freaky.

    6 – Fellow SOS UberFan Frank invites you to an SOS-themed costume party. What will you go as?

    *thinking back to show 43 (my first intercation with SoS)* – Jessica asked what I was wearing, I replied, Lepoard Skin Thong…I choose that.

    7 – As Secretary of State to President Rob, you are tasked with a visit to Pizza Hut and Blockbuster. What incentives do you give these people to follow the ways of the SOS?

    Limo’s filled with hot models having wet SoS t-shirt contest for everyone!

    8 – Sirloin, Ribeye, Filet, or NY Strip? Rare, Medium Rare, Medium, Well, Burnt?

    Kobe…nuff said.

    9 – Alcohol of choice? Least favorite?

    Rum + Coke. Gin + Spunk.

    10 – 3 qualities you admire in others…and 3 you hate.

    1-Comedic
    2-Knowing what I mean when I say random SoS lines
    3-Being hot (women only)

    1-Jack asses
    2-Not knowing what SoS really is about
    3-n/a

    11 – In 3 words of only 2 syllables each describe Bryan. (repeat for Rob and Jerry)

    What the fuck is a syllable?

    12 – Which show is (so far) your favorite episode of SOS that you have heard? (you must choose) And why do you like it best?

    43, when I first introduced and my theme was first revealed *cue Newman’s theme*

    13 – Best movie you never wanted to admit you liked?

    PORN

    14 – Planet Newman has just joined the Galactic Consortium of Coolness and Awesomeness…..what is your planet’s motto?

    “Frag the weak, hurdle the dead.”

    last one….

    15 – Name the next person who gets a list of questions and PM me the first 3 questions…….

    I’m thinking Scatt will have some pretty kick ass answers…and looking back at mine…they mostly suck.

    #20068
    rob
    Participant
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    11 – In 3 words of only 2 syllables each describe Bryan. (repeat for Rob and Jerry)

    What the fuck is a syllable?

    Aw, c’mon Newman. We can’t let you off that easy.

    #20079
    Frank
    Participant
    Newman wrote:
    2 – Describe your most fulfilling moment of ice cream enjoyment.

    Ya know when ya get kicked in the balls? And to help the pain you put a pail of ice cream on em’? That, but without the ball kicking.

    I damn near just threw up there I was laughing so hard. It’s 2:30 in the morning here. Thanks, Newman! Now, I’m going to get kicked out of my apartment! Geez! LOL

    #20066
    Bucho
    Participant

    Newmaugh ruuuuules.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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