What’d y’all get for Christmas?

[YouFollowMe]

Yeah, I had a pretty good Christmas.

I got:
Call of Duty 3 for Xbox 360
Viva Pinata for Xbox 360
The X-Files Season 6
Family Guy Vol. 4
The Office Season 2
Viva La Bam Season 2
A sweet chair that you can hook up your iPod and stuff to
Flashlight that goes on your iPod
Assorted books and what not
Clothes

Enough about me, what the hell did you get?.

[Frank]

I doled out a bunch of money for gifts and got a gift card in return. That’s it. A gift card. How’s that for a Merry Freakin’ Christmas, huh?

[Armez]

I got a 6.5 millon candel power (halogen)spotlight.

It’s cool.

I like to put a magnifying glass in front of it and burn stupid people

[Ivan]

Seasons 2 and 3 of Arrested Development, a new digital camera, some money, and some cds.

Oh, and An Evening With Kevin Smith 2.

[Bucho]

A block of coal, two chinese midget chicks and a bucket of engine grease. And a chocolate finger.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Bing]

syphillis

[Pa-ul]

Fuck all.

(Well that’s a lie really, I got underwear and socks………sigh).

But my son got loads of gadgets and toys that are now mine for the taking 😈

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Justin J-dude]

Aw yes stealing from childern. Is there anything easier?

[Version3]

masturbating. That’s pretty fucking easy. I did it twice while typing that last 4 word sentence.

[Justin J-dude]

Aw the art of one handed typing. Did U know that for every 5 minutes
of constant whacking burns 250 cal. No joke

[Version3]

How the fuck then, am I still fat?

j/k

I had a lot of carmel popcorn tonight, better go rub one out.

[Justin J-dude]

You’ve heard of Slim Fast for chicks. But what do guys have.
New from J.Co. Its SpankFast Just two rounds a day and you’ll be fit in no time.

Or your money Back

[rob]

Well, damn, man, after that quad BK Stacker, I’m going to need to jack off for like, 3 or 4 hours straight.

[Bing]

Justin ( J-dude) wrote:

You’ve heard of Slim Fast for chicks. But what do guys have.
New from J.Co. Its SpankFast Just two rounds a day and you’ll be fit in no time.

Or your money Back

I’m gonna need a pic for this……………

[Version3]

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