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What’d y’all get for Christmas?

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  • #598
    YouFollowMe
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    Yeah, I had a pretty good Christmas.

    I got:
    Call of Duty 3 for Xbox 360
    Viva Pinata for Xbox 360
    The X-Files Season 6
    Family Guy Vol. 4
    The Office Season 2
    Viva La Bam Season 2
    A sweet chair that you can hook up your iPod and stuff to
    Flashlight that goes on your iPod
    Assorted books and what not
    Clothes

    Enough about me, what the hell did you get?.

    #8834
    Frank
    Participant

    I doled out a bunch of money for gifts and got a gift card in return. That’s it. A gift card. How’s that for a Merry Freakin’ Christmas, huh?

    #8835
    Armez
    Participant

    I got a 6.5 millon candel power (halogen)spotlight.

    It’s cool.

    I like to put a magnifying glass in front of it and burn stupid people

    #8837
    Ivan
    Participant

    Seasons 2 and 3 of Arrested Development, a new digital camera, some money, and some cds.

    Oh, and An Evening With Kevin Smith 2.

    #8825
    Bucho
    Participant

    A block of coal, two chinese midget chicks and a bucket of engine grease. And a chocolate finger.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #8833
    Bing
    Participant

    syphillis

    #8827
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Fuck all.

    (Well that’s a lie really, I got underwear and socks………sigh).

    But my son got loads of gadgets and toys that are now mine for the taking 😈


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #8831
    Justin J-dude
    Participant

    Aw yes stealing from childern. Is there anything easier?

    #8822
    Version3
    Keymaster

    masturbating. That’s pretty fucking easy. I did it twice while typing that last 4 word sentence.

    #8829
    Justin J-dude
    Participant

    Aw the art of one handed typing. Did U know that for every 5 minutes
    of constant whacking burns 250 cal. No joke

    #8821
    Version3
    Keymaster

    How the fuck then, am I still fat?

    j/k

    I had a lot of carmel popcorn tonight, better go rub one out.

    #8830
    Justin J-dude
    Participant

    You’ve heard of Slim Fast for chicks. But what do guys have.
    New from J.Co. Its SpankFast Just two rounds a day and you’ll be fit in no time.

    Or your money Back

    #8826
    rob
    Participant

    Well, damn, man, after that quad BK Stacker, I’m going to need to jack off for like, 3 or 4 hours straight.

    #8832
    Bing
    Participant
    Justin ( J-dude) wrote:
    You’ve heard of Slim Fast for chicks. But what do guys have.
    New from J.Co. Its SpankFast Just two rounds a day and you’ll be fit in no time.

    Or your money Back

    I’m gonna need a pic for this……………

    #8823
    Version3
    Keymaster

    StrokeFast.jpg

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