Warning to Parents!! ADVISORY!!

[Bing]

Dear parents:

Switched on show is done by 3 very decent and moral men who would never in any way hurt your children. That being said however, let’s take a look at some of the things their listeners find funny.

Dick Jokes
Fecal Humor
Regurgitation
Flatulence
Sodomy
Scat
Pedophile Senile Grandfathers
Genocide
Wholesale slaughter
Road Rage
Impotence
Castration
Pornography
Religion
Racial Stereotypes
Mental Retardation
Disease
Homophobia

So if any of the above offends you (and that should include ALL of you) please remember that its the fans that are sickos…not the hosts………

….okay, they’re sick for continuing to provide an outlet for our juvenile and clearly irresponsible behavior but its not like they encourage us….

….okay so MAYBE the most horrific pedophiliac senile grandfather joke WAS started by them, I doubt they would have continued it without our support……oh, okay so maybe they did find that one a little too funny

….but damnit they had NOTHING to do with the retarded joke….that was totally us……I almost sure it was us…….I’m inclined to think possibly we may have started that one…….I doubt they did it…………It’s all Bryan’s fault.

anyway..thanks for censoring the show and not letting your kids listen (which means you are listening…and a good parent I might add)…..perhaps you should call in and tell us why you won’t let your kids listen (again..a wise move on your part, thank you)

also keep in mind the Captain has a teenage son that is STILL NOT ALLOWED to listen to the show………..

……oh and we’re all sorry about Bucho……..fuckin foreigners

NBLIANGW.

[Ivan]

I’d go gay for Bing in a non-gay way. You rule, sir.

[Pa-ul]

Ivan wrote:

I’d go gay for Bing in a non-gay way. You rule, sir.

Errrrr………..Ummmmm…….Ahhhhhh.
😯

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[rob]

Classic. In fact, why don’t you call in and read that — we could start the show off with something like that…the warning to parents. And people without a sense of humor.

[Bucho]

I unreservedly apologise. It’s something I need to work on and I’ll be redoubling my efforts to address the major flaw in my character.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Ivan]

Pa-ul wrote:

Ivan wrote:

I’d go gay for Bing in a non-gay way. You rule, sir.

Errrrr………..Ummmmm…….Ahhhhhh.
😯

They contradict, but still…

[Bing]

never mind

[Bing]

Bucho wrote:

I unreservedly apologise. It’s something I need to work on and I’ll be redoubling my efforts to address the major flaw in my character.

Nah…we like the flaw right where it is

[Author]

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