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  • #569
    Bing
    Participant

    Dear parents:

    Switched on show is done by 3 very decent and moral men who would never in any way hurt your children. That being said however, let’s take a look at some of the things their listeners find funny.

    Dick Jokes
    Fecal Humor
    Regurgitation
    Flatulence
    Sodomy
    Scat
    Pedophile Senile Grandfathers
    Genocide
    Wholesale slaughter
    Road Rage
    Impotence
    Castration
    Pornography
    Religion
    Racial Stereotypes
    Mental Retardation
    Disease
    Homophobia

    So if any of the above offends you (and that should include ALL of you) please remember that its the fans that are sickos…not the hosts………

    ….okay, they’re sick for continuing to provide an outlet for our juvenile and clearly irresponsible behavior but its not like they encourage us….

    ….okay so MAYBE the most horrific pedophiliac senile grandfather joke WAS started by them, I doubt they would have continued it without our support……oh, okay so maybe they did find that one a little too funny

    ….but damnit they had NOTHING to do with the retarded joke….that was totally us……I almost sure it was us…….I’m inclined to think possibly we may have started that one…….I doubt they did it…………It’s all Bryan’s fault.

    anyway..thanks for censoring the show and not letting your kids listen (which means you are listening…and a good parent I might add)…..perhaps you should call in and tell us why you won’t let your kids listen (again..a wise move on your part, thank you)

    also keep in mind the Captain has a teenage son that is STILL NOT ALLOWED to listen to the show………..

    ……oh and we’re all sorry about Bucho……..fuckin foreigners

    NBLIANGW.

    #8523
    Ivan
    Participant

    I’d go gay for Bing in a non-gay way. You rule, sir.

    #8519
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Ivan wrote:
    I’d go gay for Bing in a non-gay way. You rule, sir.

    Errrrr………..Ummmmm…….Ahhhhhh.
    😯


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #8518
    rob
    Participant

    Classic. In fact, why don’t you call in and read that — we could start the show off with something like that…the warning to parents. And people without a sense of humor.

    #8517
    Bucho
    Participant

    I unreservedly apologise. It’s something I need to work on and I’ll be redoubling my efforts to address the major flaw in my character.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #8522
    Ivan
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Ivan wrote:
    I’d go gay for Bing in a non-gay way. You rule, sir.

    Errrrr………..Ummmmm…….Ahhhhhh.
    😯

    They contradict, but still…

    #8521
    Bing
    Participant

    never mind

    #8520
    Bing
    Participant
    Bucho wrote:
    I unreservedly apologise. It’s something I need to work on and I’ll be redoubling my efforts to address the major flaw in my character.

    Nah…we like the flaw right where it is

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