Trying to get Online College Degree

[admin]

Hi Everyone
Recently I was looking for a place to waste everyone’s fucking time. I decided that I want to get fucked in the ass by a black-cocked mountain gnome who has a thing for little boys named “Timmy”,
so I was surfing the net looking for an explanation to my strange attraction to mountain gnomes and I couldn’t find
nothing that would suit my needs. I even didn’f find a “Cure Yourself of Mountain Gnome Lust” at home program.
If anyone here could help me, please respond.
Thank you very much.

-the captain.

[rob]

I wonder if he needs an online degree?

[Pa-ul]

A how-to guide would be just as good.

Like, how not to spam and make it so obvious.

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Armez]

or “how to kill yourself without ruining the carpet” by Rev. Al Sharpton

[stealth1290]

Quote:

I couldn’t find
nothing that would suit my need

Yeah, that’s some good grammaticals there

[Bucho]

student14sw51qy2 wrote:

Hi Everyone
Recently I was looking for online degree. I decided that I want to get online university degree
so I was surfing the net looking for an online accredited degree and I couldn’t find
nothing that would suit my needs. I even didn’f find a college course online program.
If anyone here could help me, please respond.
Thank you very much.

Sorry my friend, I didn’f either.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Version3]

Please remember when quoting these silly fuckers, not to include the URLs. 🙂

[rob]

Those gnomes sure get around!

[Bucho]

Version3 wrote:

Please remember when quoting these silly fuckers, not to include the URLs. 🙂

Roger.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[djohnson]

That could be a fun new game: playing mad-libs with spam messages.

let me have a go next time… 🙂

[YouFollowMe]

djohnson wrote:

That could be a fun new game: playing mad-libs with spam messages.

let me have a go next time… 🙂

Yeah, that would be sweet. I could imagine mine now:

“So go to our POOP and DUKE on our site. Our product is CRAPTACULAR and for SHIT>”

[Version3]

Next time you see spam like that, just write one, and wait for me or Newman (where the fuck has he been?) to come along and we’ll copy and paste your message over their’s. Just remember to remove all of that spam links from the original.

[Newman]

I’ve been reading, just not posting as much. I’ll deal with the accounts in my XML class today.

I figgure we should just ignore the spam posts and one of us delete them.

[Armez]

Newman wrote:

I’ve been reading, just not posting as much. I’ll deal with the accounts in my XML class today.

I figgure we should just ignore the spam posts and one of us delete them.

…yeah…

but mad libs are more fun

[Newman]

Armez wrote:

Newman wrote:

I’ve been reading, just not posting as much. I’ll deal with the accounts in my XML class today.

I figgure we should just ignore the spam posts and one of us delete them.

…yeah…

but mad libs are more fun

Fair enough, carry on.

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