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  • #703
    admin
    Keymaster

    Hi Everyone
    Recently I was looking for a place to waste everyone’s fucking time. I decided that I want to get fucked in the ass by a black-cocked mountain gnome who has a thing for little boys named “Timmy”,
    so I was surfing the net looking for an explanation to my strange attraction to mountain gnomes and I couldn’t find
    nothing that would suit my needs. I even didn’f find a “Cure Yourself of Mountain Gnome Lust” at home program.
    If anyone here could help me, please respond.
    Thank you very much.

    -the captain.

    #9857
    rob
    Participant

    I wonder if he needs an online degree?

    #9861
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    A how-to guide would be just as good.

    Like, how not to spam and make it so obvious.


    If it doesnโ€™t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #9865
    Armez
    Participant

    or “how to kill yourself without ruining the carpet” by Rev. Al Sharpton

    #9863
    stealth1290
    Participant
    Quote:
    I couldn’t find
    nothing that would suit my need

    Yeah, that’s some good grammaticals there

    #9855
    Bucho
    Participant
    student14sw51qy2 wrote:
    Hi Everyone
    Recently I was looking for online degree. I decided that I want to get online university degree
    so I was surfing the net looking for an online accredited degree and I couldn’t find
    nothing that would suit my needs. I even didn’f find a college course online program.
    If anyone here could help me, please respond.
    Thank you very much.

    Sorry my friend, I didn’f either.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #9852
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Please remember when quoting these silly fuckers, not to include the URLs. ๐Ÿ™‚

    #9856
    rob
    Participant

    Those gnomes sure get around!

    #9854
    Bucho
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    Please remember when quoting these silly fuckers, not to include the URLs. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Roger.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #9860
    djohnson
    Participant

    That could be a fun new game: playing mad-libs with spam messages.

    let me have a go next time… ๐Ÿ™‚

    #9862
    YouFollowMe
    Participant
    djohnson wrote:
    That could be a fun new game: playing mad-libs with spam messages.

    let me have a go next time… ๐Ÿ™‚

    Yeah, that would be sweet. I could imagine mine now:

    “So go to our POOP and DUKE on our site. Our product is CRAPTACULAR and for SHIT>”

    #9853
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Next time you see spam like that, just write one, and wait for me or Newman (where the fuck has he been?) to come along and we’ll copy and paste your message over their’s. Just remember to remove all of that spam links from the original.

    #9859
    Newman
    Participant

    I’ve been reading, just not posting as much. I’ll deal with the accounts in my XML class today.

    I figgure we should just ignore the spam posts and one of us delete them.

    #9864
    Armez
    Participant
    Newman wrote:
    I’ve been reading, just not posting as much. I’ll deal with the accounts in my XML class today.

    I figgure we should just ignore the spam posts and one of us delete them.

    …yeah…

    but mad libs are more fun

    #9858
    Newman
    Participant
    Armez wrote:
    Newman wrote:
    I’ve been reading, just not posting as much. I’ll deal with the accounts in my XML class today.

    I figgure we should just ignore the spam posts and one of us delete them.

    …yeah…

    but mad libs are more fun

    Fair enough, carry on.

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