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I’ma tell it like it is…………
6 ways to know I was too drunk to watch Star Wars….
6 – ROTS: Cried like a little bitch when Obi-Wan said “THEN YOU ARE LOST!”
5 – ROTJ: Violated a perfectly innocent pillow during the Metal Bikini scenes.
4 – TESB: Actually wanted Vader to kick Luke’s ass in Cloud City.
3 – AOTC: Left a DNA sample on Padme’s nightshirt.
2 – TPM: Damn near went gay for Obi-Wan during the Maul duel.
1 – ANH: Shot a hole in the TV when Han Solo didn’t shoot first..Bing wrote:4 – TESB: Actually wanted Vader to kick Luke’s ass in Cloud City.That’s not the boooze talking bud, that’s getting sick of Luke’s whinyness.
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It’s just funny stuff J.
I wrote it in the style of anemaptic triameter sorta like the ancient anubians did before they dropped off the scientologists in that giant space-worthy 747 that John Travolta flew.
Don’t ban me for attempting humor and failing….we let you guys do it.
ok,ok,ok, that was just a joke you know we love you guys!! 😉
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