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Too Drunk for Star Wars?

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  • #916
    Bing
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    I’ma tell it like it is…………

    6 ways to know I was too drunk to watch Star Wars….

    6 – ROTS: Cried like a little bitch when Obi-Wan said “THEN YOU ARE LOST!”
    5 – ROTJ: Violated a perfectly innocent pillow during the Metal Bikini scenes.
    4 – TESB: Actually wanted Vader to kick Luke’s ass in Cloud City.
    3 – AOTC: Left a DNA sample on Padme’s nightshirt.
    2 – TPM: Damn near went gay for Obi-Wan during the Maul duel.
    1 – ANH: Shot a hole in the TV when Han Solo didn’t shoot first..

    #11584
    ElNacho
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    hahahahahah

    #11585
    Bucho
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    Bing wrote:
    4 – TESB: Actually wanted Vader to kick Luke’s ass in Cloud City.

    That’s not the boooze talking bud, that’s getting sick of Luke’s whinyness.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #11588
    Frank
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    1,3,4,5 – Guilty
    2 and 6, well, if I’m really drunk and no one’s around …

    #11589
    Frank
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    1,3,4,5 – Guilty
    2 and 6, well, if I’m really drunk and no one’s around …

    #11586
    Jor-El
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    huh?

    I like titties.

    #11587
    Bing
    Participant

    It’s just funny stuff J.

    I wrote it in the style of anemaptic triameter sorta like the ancient anubians did before they dropped off the scientologists in that giant space-worthy 747 that John Travolta flew.

    Don’t ban me for attempting humor and failing….we let you guys do it.

    ok,ok,ok, that was just a joke you know we love you guys!! 😉

    Bing: Lurking since show 44

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