6 ways to know I was too drunk to watch Star Wars….
6 – ROTS: Cried like a little bitch when Obi-Wan said “THEN YOU ARE LOST!”
5 – ROTJ: Violated a perfectly innocent pillow during the Metal Bikini scenes.
4 – TESB: Actually wanted Vader to kick Luke’s ass in Cloud City.
3 – AOTC: Left a DNA sample on Padme’s nightshirt.
2 – TPM: Damn near went gay for Obi-Wan during the Maul duel.
1 – ANH: Shot a hole in the TV when Han Solo didn’t shoot first..