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Aura of hate.
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March 9, 2008 at 11:01 pm #1092
Pa-ul
ParticipantSo I take it you guys at that side of the pond have had snow in a bad way?
Newman, living that far North, may well be living in an igloo now.
I hear even Fort Worth got snow.
Over here we are waiting for the storm to make landfall, heavy winds, structural damage etc. (kinda like the morning after a night out at a Curry house).
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
March 9, 2008 at 11:46 pm #13072Armez
ParticipantMy city got 2 inches(of snow you perverts) and somehow I still had to go to school…0_o
FAILURECHARIOT!
March 10, 2008 at 1:55 am #13074Aura of hate
ParticipantNo snow here in the northern part of twisted pickle land…..
March 10, 2008 at 3:24 am #13058Version3
Keymasterwe had just short of 4″ of snow here… Built a nearly 6′ snowman and everything. It was pretty nice to see.
March 10, 2008 at 3:28 am #13073thx_1227
ParticipantNo snow here in NC, just wind…
March 10, 2008 at 7:04 am #13070Frank
Participantthx_1227 wrote:No snow here in NC, just wind…Lots of wind down here, too, but no “white stuff.” Give Bing a little more time to heal and there’ll be plenty of white stuff for everyone.
Too much?
March 10, 2008 at 3:31 pm #13068Bing
ParticipantNot enough actually.
I been pullin and tuggin like an automatic cow milker but I still ain’t filled up them jars you sent me.
now that may be too far
March 11, 2008 at 2:40 am #13067Octavious
ParticipantArmez wrote:My city got 2 inches(of snow you perverts) and somehow I still had to go to school…0_oFAILURECHARIOT!
2 inches?! Where do you live? In central NY (home of the Governor’s pros) 2 inches is a dusting.
March 11, 2008 at 6:42 am #13069Frank
ParticipantOctavious wrote:Armez wrote:My city got 2 inches(of snow you perverts) and somehow I still had to go to school…0_oFAILURECHARIOT!
2 inches?! Where do you live? In central NY (home of the Governor’s pros) 2 inches is a dusting.
“In Soviet Russia, road forks you! … Ha ha, what a country!”
March 11, 2008 at 2:50 pm #13057Version3
KeymasterArmez is in TX too. 2 inches of pure snow probably wouldn’t cause real problems in TX either, but that’s not what we get. On top of that, we don’t have the equipment to keep the roadways clear, and to make it all worse, in most cases the temperature hovers right around freezing when all of this goes on. That means that snow ice or anything else just turns immediately to slush on all roadways, because they are above freezing and/or are being driven by vehicles above freezing. After that the slightly below freezing air/wind new precipitation hits it, it because super dangerous… it’s often clear or black (matching many roadways) and not really everywhere.
People who have migrated to TX always make fun of how we ‘shutdown’ when we get a little of this stuff… but it’s just not like driving in snow. Snow can be dangerous too, but everyone can see it, and it’s obvious it’s there. With our town, people thing it’s all okay, and it’s not. Even worse, our truck to passenger car ratio is really different than other parts of the country. All of those dickfaces think they can drive on anything. Somehow idiots with big vehicles and/or 4-wheel drive think that their cars stop and turn better on ice. Fucktards.
March 11, 2008 at 10:51 pm #13066Octavious
ParticipantWe have those fucktards in NY too.
March 12, 2008 at 12:03 am #13060Version3
KeymasterI think everyone does these days. Self-important Human Cattle (SiHC)
March 12, 2008 at 2:00 am #13071Armez
ParticipantVersion3 wrote:Armez is in TX too. 2 inches of pure snow probably wouldn’t cause real problems in TX either, but that’s not what we get. On top of that, we don’t have the equipment to keep the roadways clear, and to make it all worse, in most cases the temperature hovers right around freezing when all of this goes on. That means that snow ice or anything else just turns immediately to slush on all roadways, because they are above freezing and/or are being driven by vehicles above freezing. After that the slightly below freezing air/wind new precipitation hits it, it because super dangerous… it’s often clear or black (matching many roadways) and not really everywhere.People who have migrated to TX always make fun of how we ‘shutdown’ when we get a little of this stuff… but it’s just not like driving in snow. Snow can be dangerous too, but everyone can see it, and it’s obvious it’s there. With our town, people thing it’s all okay, and it’s not. Even worse, our truck to passenger car ratio is really different than other parts of the country. All of those dickfaces think they can drive on anything. Somehow idiots with big vehicles and/or 4-wheel drive think that their cars stop and turn better on ice. Fucktards.
That and a lot of people drive like completely decerebrated asstards in my town.
I’d elaborate, but I’ll save the great wall of China text for another day.
March 15, 2008 at 10:32 pm #13063Pa-ul
ParticipantYou’d be surprised how many people I know who don’t know how ABS works.
They think they have to either pump the brakes or press a button.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
March 15, 2008 at 11:39 pm #13065Octavious
ParticipantI don’t like ABS.
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