The saying goes

[Larkitect]

bing is as mean as a can of tuna covered in anger.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Bing]

bing is as gay as 81 Presidential Rob’s in Sarah Palin’s knickers

[Larkitect]

you’re greener than a red orange in blue toilet water.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Version3]

You’re about as bright as bundle of rat-faced emporers in a busload of pies.

[Bing]

Well then you can just go eat you a stupid barrel of late to work sinus trouble!

[Version3]

You said it Bing, you are as smooth as heap of file clerks in a hypotenuse warehouse.

[Ol’ Ben]

Well, when you talk like that you make me feel like a horsehair ice cream cone being eaten by an Ethiopian child on a hot winter evening.

[Bucho]

Mmmm, ice-cream. If I only know one thing in this world Ben, it’s that you’re as persuasive as twenty three broken distributor caps strapped to Tom Selleck’s retarded daschund’s ape mask.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Version3]

You guys are weird.

As weird as a heap of three-legged trekkies in a sack full of fractions.

[Larkitect]

@Version3 41882 wrote:

You said it Bing, you are as smooth as heap of file clerks in a hypotenuse warehouse.

lol i can just imagine a huge warehouse with santa elves constantly shipping out hypotenuses to schools and construction sites.

those little elves are working harder than a than a vowel at the hellen keller institute.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Version3]

they are working so hard they are as tired as gaggle of foreign martyrs in a busload of beaver hopes.

[Bing]

Can an adjective not defecate chocolate fingers on the hand of destiny? How then can a monkey wrench hookers from a pine tree.

From the book of pages

Grapefruit 23, Raiders 7
Bottom of the ninth

[Bucho]

I believe it was Archimedes who wrote: Grease not your miniature turtle when you also have the option to spread piles of molten collapsed hammocks on the carcass of sexual tranquility.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Larkitect]

yes gendermen it is true what you say. but don’t forget the ancient chinese telemarketer Kum of Sum Yung Gai:

Quote:

to wax illiterate upon the souls of vomitigation is to fornicate the hearts of those who seek approximate sublimination of the dark musings of Le Douche.

My essence still senses Bucho's women.

[Bucho]

Something to think about indeed. I’m as contemplative as barnacles growing around the anus of a falopian lamborghini.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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