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  • #2215
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Boy, you are as lazy as box of firemen in a barrel of pies.

    #24773
    Version3
    Keymaster

    It’s been a hell of a week! I’ve been as busy as two lesbian hornets on the moon.

    #24794
    Larkitect
    Participant

    son, you’re about as worthless as a brick with no spleen.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24774
    Version3
    Keymaster

    That’s not nice! Now I’m as angry as a hairless farmer in a sack full of bacon.

    #24795
    Larkitect
    Participant

    my aforementioned apologies, good sir.

    i seemed to have jumped from the proverbial bucket of baby bladders and landed right into the pit of hairy vagina balls.

    i guess that leaves me as the one with placenta juice and bovine sperm all over my face.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24775
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Damn, that’s about as dumb as box of dogs on a catapult. You must think you are as smooth as case of speckled Sith Lords on quaaludes.

    #24796
    Larkitect
    Participant

    you flatter me. that was about as sweet as a bowl of sugar-coated fuck-flakes.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24776
    Version3
    Keymaster

    hahahaha… fuck-flakes!

    #24783
    Bucho
    Participant

    Fuck-flakes is nice. As nice as fifteen buffalos kicking pestilence into my divorce lawyer’s noodles.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24787
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    I’m as tired as a wombat riding the back car of a love train after an all-night chihuahua pudding party.

    #24797
    Larkitect
    Participant

    you think you’re tired? i feel like a 10-buttholed 8 year old who just left a nambla convention.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24777
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Bucho, you are as dreamy as 12-pack of robotic pedophiles in a capsule of razors. As funny as sack of greased museum curators on drugs. When I look at you, I’m as giddy as a swarm of lesbian stay-at-home moms on an active volcano.

    But our friend Lark here clearly has your eye. When he posts you get as creamy as three half-naked cancer patients in some Sith lightning.

    #24788
    Bing
    Participant

    All of this makes me more confused than seven fat chicks chasing a blind mime thru a butter factory.

    #24798
    Larkitect
    Participant

    @Version3 41848 wrote:

    as creamy as three half-naked cancer patients in some Sith lightning.

    now that’s mmm… mmm… good. not in the campbell’s soup sense, but in the edible m. c. escher painting sense.

    makes me want to go out and get me a can of gangrene. because i’m a sucker for dark meat.

    CIGARETTEHWgangreneBk.jpg

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24778
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Makes Bing as oblivious as a dozen bald cows with a rash.

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