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It’s been a long time… but since we tell jokes within our project team on Fridays, I thought I’d share some back after I hear them.
My mom was attacked the other night by a mime… he did unspeakable things to her.
Irishman walks into a bar with a fresh steaming pile of dog shit in his hand and says “Look what I nearly stepped in!”
BIG JOBBIESmy girlfriend called me a pedophile. lucky for me she’s only 8 and doesn’t know what it means.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
as much as i hate big-ass fucking spiders, it could be worse…
they could be big ass-fucking spiders. 😀
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
Whats green and smells of pork?
Okay, we all know that one.
Definition of pain. A fly sliding down a razor blade using his balls as brakes.
A man in the pub with an alligator has to prove the gators safety before the barman will serve him. So he unzips his fly, opens the gators mouth, places his penis on the lower jaw and whacks the gator on the back of the head. As expected, the gator slams it’s jaws shut, but the jaw stops millimetres away from piercing the mans sausage. He zips p and grins before asking “Anyone else want a go?”
Old lady in the corner says “I will, but don’t hit me on the head that hard!”
2 nuns in the bath. One says “Where’s the soap?” The other says “It does rather doesn’t it?”
These are all really old ones over here that I’m guessing are as old over there. But on the off chance that they are not, I thought it worth the risk.
BIG JOBBIES
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