Summer Santa

[Version3]

We were leaving Walmart a bit ago today, and we saw this Santa guy with the real beard and hair, walking along. We told Kennyth, “Look Kennyth, there’s Santa on summer vacation.” I wish I’d taken a photo of the guy, because clearly is he not only aware that he looks like Santa, he’s likely one of those realistic looking Santas you see at that time of year. Anyway, what was funny about the guy, is he celebrating his big-guy-ness with a Hawaiian looking shirt, that has big Santas in Hawaiian shirts dancing around and playing ukuleles. It was really funny looking. We went on to do the typical parent thing and talk about how he drops weight for summer weather and packs it on for Xmas and stuff.

I want to see more holiday personas on vacation… where does the Easter bunny shop, or how about that hot ass toothfairy.

[digitaltopia]

Like Richard Simmons. Where does that dude go in his off season.

[Newman]

We have one of those guys around town up here. I’ve seen him riding around on a motorized bicycle a few times. It always makes me laugh.

[Bing]

I would love to contribute to this but Texas is a weird ass place. Santa in July!?
You really need to listen to the other southern states where we celebrate by sending our governor to South America to hook up with those chicks Bucho met last year.

[digitaltopia]

While I think what he did was unfortunate, at least the chick he did it with was cute. Cuter than his wife. But that’s rather off topic.

[Version3]

Did I ever get back to this? So I’ve seen him again since then… and it turns out, he IS a Santa. He drives a red Ford F-150 with the license plate “IAMSC”.

Anyway, he seems to have a series of these shirts I was talking about… Santas doing stuff. This day it was Santas surfing. It just seems funny.

-but the big guy needs to quit getting out and concentrate on the cookie, milk and big fat ass hamburgers. Skinny Santa is just a creepy old pawpaw that wants kids on his lap.

[Bucho]

Something about seeing Santa strolling past the Wallmart is like seeing Superman fly by the Death Star.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Bing]

skinny santa scary

[Pa-ul]

Seeing as it was Walmart, I found something that may apply.

---

If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Bucho]

The way you guys talk about Walmart it sounds like the troll market from Hellboy 2 to us dirty foreigners.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Author]

Posts