Stupid Spoiled Whore Goes to Jail

[Armez]

but only for 45 days, but still.

Paris Hilton’s going to jail!!!

Apparently she violated her probation.

Anyway…

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!

[Ivan]

You fail. GTFO.

[Bing]

Maybe then someone can take a picture of her that won’t have her talking on her phone all the time.

[Armez]

Ivan wrote:

You fail. GTFO.

Damn dood, who shat in your coffee?

[Octavious]

Hope she gets brutally raped and scars on her face, shit it might be improvement. Send her back home so she can hide from her patheic life.

[wokendream]

As much as I would like her to be beat, shanked and/or raped in prison I think most people in there (while not necessarily the brightest in society) are smart enough to know that she has so many diseases in her twat that they won’t want to shower with her or share a cell for fear of catching whatever it is she has. I’m just glad she’s having to do time and not getting out of it because she’s “famous”… even though I don’t know why.

[Pa-ul]

wokendream wrote:

I think most people in there (while not necessarily the brightest in society) are smart enough to know that she has so many diseases in her twat that they won’t want to shower with her or share a cell for fear of catching whatever it is she has.

Or they may just put it out for the night with a saucer of milk. 😀

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[thx_1227]

Don’t think it will happen. However, if Martha Stewart was still in jail…

[jbs]

I predict green-lit prison sex videos will be available.

that’s hawt.

[Version3]

Prison Debutants: Infra-red Edition

[Pa-ul]

Version3 wrote:

Prison Debutants: Infra-red Edition

Now with added Batons.

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Bucho]

Who’s Paris Hilton?

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Pa-ul]

Bucho wrote:

Who’s Paris Hilton?

I think it’s a hotel in France.

Croissant anyone. 😀

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Bing]

Bucho wrote:

Who’s Paris Hilton?

**As Carl Sagan**

Among the Billions of celebrities swimming in the primordial soup of the cosmos…..

ahhhh…fuck that…………..
**as Captain Bryan**…………

“She’s that nasty, smelly, skanky, tuna-flavored, herpes infected, [evil demon] daddy will save me, hopless whore that even God hates……”

Oct?

is that mean enough?

[Octavious]

Close. Some asshole jerkoff put in the headlines of MSN.com “Will jail help Paris.” The answer to that answer cum-licker, it’s not. That non-talent, not that good looking waste of a human will probably come out of jail, maybe cry and say “sorry” or give her – rich ass I’m not that sorry look and carry that rat of a dog home.

I have a daughter and teaching her the ways of decent human being and hopefully become smarter than her Dad. But if for some reason she turns into a “Paris” (what a fucking name that is btw) I will do something that Mr. Hilton should’ve done, disown her.

[Author]

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