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  • #1347
    Armez
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    but only for 45 days, but still.

    Paris Hilton’s going to jail!!!

    Apparently she violated her probation.

    Anyway…

    HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!

    #15700
    Ivan
    Participant

    You fail. GTFO.

    #15695
    Bing
    Participant

    Maybe then someone can take a picture of her that won’t have her talking on her phone all the time.

    #15698
    Armez
    Participant
    Ivan wrote:
    You fail. GTFO.

    Damn dood, who shat in your coffee?

    #15694
    Octavious
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    Hope she gets brutally raped and scars on her face, shit it might be improvement. Send her back home so she can hide from her patheic life.

    #15702
    wokendream
    Participant

    As much as I would like her to be beat, shanked and/or raped in prison I think most people in there (while not necessarily the brightest in society) are smart enough to know that she has so many diseases in her twat that they won’t want to shower with her or share a cell for fear of catching whatever it is she has. I’m just glad she’s having to do time and not getting out of it because she’s “famous”… even though I don’t know why.

    #15689
    Pa-ul
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    wokendream wrote:
    I think most people in there (while not necessarily the brightest in society) are smart enough to know that she has so many diseases in her twat that they won’t want to shower with her or share a cell for fear of catching whatever it is she has.

    Or they may just put it out for the night with a saucer of milk. 😀


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #15701
    thx_1227
    Participant

    Don’t think it will happen. However, if Martha Stewart was still in jail…

    #15703
    jbs
    Participant

    I predict green-lit prison sex videos will be available.

    that’s hawt.

    #15684
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Prison Debutants: Infra-red Edition

    #15687
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    Prison Debutants: Infra-red Edition

    Now with added Batons.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #15686
    Bucho
    Participant

    Who’s Paris Hilton?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #15688
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bucho wrote:
    Who’s Paris Hilton?

    I think it’s a hotel in France.

    Croissant anyone. 😀


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #15696
    Bing
    Participant
    Bucho wrote:
    Who’s Paris Hilton?

    **As Carl Sagan**

    Among the Billions of celebrities swimming in the primordial soup of the cosmos…..

    ahhhh…fuck that…………..
    **as Captain Bryan**…………

    “She’s that nasty, smelly, skanky, tuna-flavored, herpes infected, [evil demon] daddy will save me, hopless whore that even God hates……”

    Oct?

    is that mean enough?

    #15692
    Octavious
    Participant

    Close. Some asshole jerkoff put in the headlines of MSN.com “Will jail help Paris.” The answer to that answer cum-licker, it’s not. That non-talent, not that good looking waste of a human will probably come out of jail, maybe cry and say “sorry” or give her – rich ass I’m not that sorry look and carry that rat of a dog home.

    I have a daughter and teaching her the ways of decent human being and hopefully become smarter than her Dad. But if for some reason she turns into a “Paris” (what a fucking name that is btw) I will do something that Mr. Hilton should’ve done, disown her.

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