Show 97

[JPSylvrWolfe]

Hello, Switched on.

I’d send you a copy of what we said, but while listening to the voicemail, I laughed so hard I cried all over the hardcopy.

Sorry..

[JPSylvrWolfe]

Great show, by the way…I loved it.

[Bucho]

No ordinary man could have kept such an almost straight face saying those things on the line like that. I could listen all day to you guys fuck with people on the phone. Some great voice messages too. Good to hear the host roles clarified 😆 .

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Version3]

Host roles clarified? Eh?

[JPSylvrWolfe]

Try not to be gay
Play the Keyboard
And Talk a whole lot.

Jeez…sounds like us, only we don’t play the keyboard.

[djohnson]

BTW: I don’t think there was a single Star Wars reference in this show.

Newman, can you verify?

[Newman]

Ya know what…I’m thinking there wasnt a SW ref…hmm…I’ll have to listen to it again.

[Version3]

Damn, am I gonna have to listen just to find one? Surely there is.

[Scatt]

Wow. I laughed so goddamn hard throughout this episode. Bryan… I… G–….Gold. Just gold.

Switched on was the only thing good about my day today.

[rob]

That’s always good to hear! Even though we’re sorry your day sucked…

[Bing]

Sometimes when I’m lonely I call technical support for company….I tell them to listen to switched on show and that my name is Jerry, most of them start singing “Hand in my Old Pants” after that…then they get all mad when I tell them Rob is not gay….it must be the picture on the gear page that turns ’em on.

…Then Frank called and told a magic story that made everyone fall asleep.

nuthin but love Frank…

…and I’m not gay (either)

[digitaltopia]

[Version3]

Ahahahahahahahhaa!!

Great!

[Bucho]

digitaltopia rules again 😆

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[rob]

Wow.

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