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[El Rustirino]

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Guys, as a teenage kid, I need to say…

No secks with plastic, sorry.

[Bucho]

I agree with Rusty. I used to work at Madame Tussauds and once you’ve had wax, you never go back.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[digitaltopia]

So as you’re working it on the wax, it gets a little warm and melts a little around you. Then after you’re done and relaxing, it solidifies and you’re really in trouble.

[rob]

Um — yuk. And — that would really suck if that thing was wax. In Texas, it’d melt on the first 100 degree day.

[Bucho]

digitaltopia wrote:

So as you’re working it on the wax, it gets a little warm and melts a little around you. Then after you’re done and relaxing, it solidifies and you’re really in trouble.

Come on dude … you’re really in trouble? Or you’re really in heaven? One man’s kick in the balls is another man’s ice cream on the balls.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[digitaltopia]

Now replace ice cream with wax, and you’ve got the gift that keeps on giving.

[Armez]

digitaltopia wrote:

Now replace ice cream with wax, and you’ve got the gift that keeps on giving.

Now replace wax with razor blades, and you’ve got castration….yay!!!

[Pa-ul]

Armez wrote:

digitaltopia wrote:

Now replace ice cream with wax, and you’ve got the gift that keeps on giving.

Now replace wax with razor blades, and you’ve got castration….yay!!!

Or a serious problem 😯

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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