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  • #1640
    Newman
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Bryan for prom queen, cuz his dog’s a whore.

    Fucking eh’ bing, you never cease to amaze me.

    #19777
    Bing
    Participant

    glad you liked it….

    …that’ll be $7000…

    #19771
    BSherrod
    Participant

    I really wish I hadn’t ordered the torso now, I wonder if they take trade ins…

    #19776
    Bing
    Participant
    BSherrod wrote:
    I really wish I hadn’t ordered the torso now, I wonder if they take trade ins…

    Dear Mr. BSherrod

    It is with our deepest regret that we inform you that due to pending litigation with Lucasfilm we cannot accept returns on the “Red Hot Crispy Annie on Musthaver” torso model 0b1knob. If you will read your sales receipt you will see in section 69 it clearly states no returns are possible after insertion”. Considering the burn damage to the nipples and the tattoo modifications you made, I don’t think it possible to accept your return for credit.

    Sincerely
    The Real Doll Headless Torso Division

    #19770
    BSherrod
    Participant

    Well maybe I can get a refubished one like Apple. They’re broken so I don’t have to worry about virgin mistakes….

    #19763
    rob
    Participant

    Yuk. I mean, really. A burned torso. And you’d be fuckin’ it.

    #19769
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    When I got to the part of the show where you’re talking about the not-so-Real Doll, I had to pause and do a search for “slightly real doll”. This is what I came up with:

    One slightly used RealDoll for sale
    On eBay, an owner parts with his RealDoll and offers details:

    # Neck bolt!
    # All 3 entries.
    # Tanned skin, natural lips, brown eyes.
    # I am the only owner
    # Doll has no odors.

    #19758
    Version3
    Keymaster

    That must be the one I turned up. ew!

    #19773
    Octavious
    Participant

    Torso $1,500? Man, I guess the head, legs and the arms do make a difference.

    #19775
    Scatt
    Participant

    I say, buy the torso, blast red food-colored Karo syrup all over the nubs, and hide it somewhere with a fish or something hidden next to it and see what unfolds with company over.

    #19761
    Bucho
    Participant

    I say, buy the full package, modify to a Lindsay Lohan lookalike, install a movie trailer guy voice box and see what unfolds with Rob and company over.

    Thing is, if it is recycled then maybe it was once Elle Macpherson’s pleasure toy. Or Tony Danza’s buttplug. I find not knowing is all part of the thrill.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #19768
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    Tony Danza’s butt plug is enough to get anyone going.

    #19772
    Octavious
    Participant

    I agree with Bucho, this is a commitment. Full package. The torso is a little freaky, as in crazy nuts kill kinda freaky. Maybe its for those guys you don’t like the talking, hitting and the kicking. Oh that’s right its a doll.

    #19774
    Scatt
    Participant
    digitaltopia wrote:
    Tony Danza’s butt plug is enough to get anyone going.

    That’s true. It would certainly get me up and going away from the room as quickly as possible.

    #19767
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    To get the lube?

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