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  • August 21, 2006 at 4:48 pm #1640
    Newman
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    Bing wrote:
    Bryan for prom queen, cuz his dog’s a whore.

    Fucking eh’ bing, you never cease to amaze me.

    August 21, 2006 at 11:47 pm #19777
    Bing
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    glad you liked it….

    …that’ll be $7000…

    August 21, 2006 at 11:57 pm #19771
    BSherrod
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    I really wish I hadn’t ordered the torso now, I wonder if they take trade ins…

    August 22, 2006 at 12:22 am #19776
    Bing
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    BSherrod wrote:
    I really wish I hadn’t ordered the torso now, I wonder if they take trade ins…

    Dear Mr. BSherrod

    It is with our deepest regret that we inform you that due to pending litigation with Lucasfilm we cannot accept returns on the “Red Hot Crispy Annie on Musthaver” torso model 0b1knob. If you will read your sales receipt you will see in section 69 it clearly states no returns are possible after insertion”. Considering the burn damage to the nipples and the tattoo modifications you made, I don’t think it possible to accept your return for credit.

    Sincerely
    The Real Doll Headless Torso Division

    August 22, 2006 at 1:12 am #19770
    BSherrod
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    Well maybe I can get a refubished one like Apple. They’re broken so I don’t have to worry about virgin mistakes….

    August 22, 2006 at 2:10 am #19763
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    Yuk. I mean, really. A burned torso. And you’d be fuckin’ it.

    August 22, 2006 at 7:58 am #19769
    digitaltopia
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    When I got to the part of the show where you’re talking about the not-so-Real Doll, I had to pause and do a search for “slightly real doll”. This is what I came up with:

    One slightly used RealDoll for sale
    On eBay, an owner parts with his RealDoll and offers details:

    # Neck bolt!
    # All 3 entries.
    # Tanned skin, natural lips, brown eyes.
    # I am the only owner
    # Doll has no odors.

    August 22, 2006 at 2:01 pm #19758
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    Keymaster

    That must be the one I turned up. ew!

    August 22, 2006 at 3:55 pm #19773
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    Torso $1,500? Man, I guess the head, legs and the arms do make a difference.

    August 22, 2006 at 9:10 pm #19775
    Scatt
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    I say, buy the torso, blast red food-colored Karo syrup all over the nubs, and hide it somewhere with a fish or something hidden next to it and see what unfolds with company over.

    August 23, 2006 at 6:56 am #19761
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    I say, buy the full package, modify to a Lindsay Lohan lookalike, install a movie trailer guy voice box and see what unfolds with Rob and company over.

    Thing is, if it is recycled then maybe it was once Elle Macpherson’s pleasure toy. Or Tony Danza’s buttplug. I find not knowing is all part of the thrill.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    August 23, 2006 at 9:47 am #19768
    digitaltopia
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    Tony Danza’s butt plug is enough to get anyone going.

    August 23, 2006 at 3:24 pm #19772
    Avatar photoOctavious
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    I agree with Bucho, this is a commitment. Full package. The torso is a little freaky, as in crazy nuts kill kinda freaky. Maybe its for those guys you don’t like the talking, hitting and the kicking. Oh that’s right its a doll.

    August 23, 2006 at 8:45 pm #19774
    Scatt
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    digitaltopia wrote:
    Tony Danza’s butt plug is enough to get anyone going.

    That’s true. It would certainly get me up and going away from the room as quickly as possible.

    August 23, 2006 at 9:38 pm #19767
    digitaltopia
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    To get the lube?

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