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Seto, Seto, Seto. May I call you Seto? You don’t need all this expensive and convoluted jingle and jangle to score more poon. Simply fashion yourself a clubbing instrument from wood or some such suitable material, and club the famale of your choice across her head. Once unconscious she may be loaded into your trunk or the back of a van or pickup truck for transport to the venue for your wedding ceremony. Just remember my easy to remember philosphy – K.I.S.S. That stands for Keep It Simple Fucktard.
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Easy fellows…his advice works wonders.
I had his mom on her knees with an aluminum baseball bat in her ass in 5 mins using his method.
Hell, if I want chicks, I just show them my sixty-three inch cock. Gets ’em every time! And Clay Aiken once…
Bing wrote:Clay Aiken has gotta be one of the gayest people alive.Nuff Said!!!
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
Woah, woah, woah fellas. We’ve gotta slow this piss-popsicle of a train down a mach or two. Jesus, with you guys yakking a mile a minute with all this ding-dong and Clay Aiken, this place is starting to smell like old NES cartridges and cruelty.
Scatt wrote:Woah, woah, woah fellas. We’ve gotta slow this piss-popsicle of a train down a mach or two. Jesus, with you guys yakking a mile a minute with all this ding-dong and Clay Aiken, this place is starting to smell like old NES cartridges and cruelty.Pa-ul wrote:Bing wrote:Clay Aiken has gotta be one of the gayest people alive.Nuff Said!!!
I don’t know about that. It seems that lot of us have been talking alot of Paw-Paw. No Lindsay talk. Have you seen Lacey Chabert in Maxim!
Darth Octavious wrote:Pa-ul wrote:Bing wrote:Clay Aiken has gotta be one of the gayest people alive.Nuff Said!!!
I don’t know about that. It seems that lot of us have been talking alot of Paw-Paw. No Lindsay talk. Have you seen Lacey Chabert in Maxim!
Wow.
Those puppies are really straining to be released.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
I think there should be a national Lacey Chabert day where we all discuss ways we’d like to fornicate with her.
…Then I get to do it.
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