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Secret to attracting beautiful women!

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  • #1502
    admin
    Keymaster

    Don’t you wish you could attract all the most gorgeous women around you each day? Its easier then you think. A few dabs of Ultra Allure Pheromones will have women fighting over you.

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    #18207
    Scatt
    Participant

    I’m a Gynecologist, sir. I gets me all the pussy I want, thank you very much. I’m like a third-world porn director without the clutter of all the cameras, is all I’m saying. Good day.

    #18202
    Bucho
    Participant

    Seto, Seto, Seto. May I call you Seto? You don’t need all this expensive and convoluted jingle and jangle to score more poon. Simply fashion yourself a clubbing instrument from wood or some such suitable material, and club the famale of your choice across her head. Once unconscious she may be loaded into your trunk or the back of a van or pickup truck for transport to the venue for your wedding ceremony. Just remember my easy to remember philosphy – K.I.S.S. That stands for Keep It Simple Fucktard.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #18211
    Bing
    Participant

    Easy fellows…his advice works wonders.

    I had his mom on her knees with an aluminum baseball bat in her ass in 5 mins using his method.

    #18208
    YouFollowMe
    Participant

    Hell, if I want chicks, I just show them my sixty-three inch cock. Gets ’em every time! And Clay Aiken once…

    #18210
    Bing
    Participant

    Clay Aiken has gotta be one of the gayest people alive.

    #18204
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Clay Aiken has gotta be one of the gayest people alive.

    Nuff Said!!!


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #18206
    Scatt
    Participant

    Woah, woah, woah fellas. We’ve gotta slow this piss-popsicle of a train down a mach or two. Jesus, with you guys yakking a mile a minute with all this ding-dong and Clay Aiken, this place is starting to smell like old NES cartridges and cruelty.

    #18214
    Armez
    Participant
    Scatt wrote:
    Woah, woah, woah fellas. We’ve gotta slow this piss-popsicle of a train down a mach or two. Jesus, with you guys yakking a mile a minute with all this ding-dong and Clay Aiken, this place is starting to smell like old NES cartridges and cruelty.
    #18205
    Octavious
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Bing wrote:
    Clay Aiken has gotta be one of the gayest people alive.

    Nuff Said!!!

    I don’t know about that. It seems that lot of us have been talking alot of Paw-Paw. No Lindsay talk. Have you seen Lacey Chabert in Maxim!

    #18209
    Bing
    Participant

    Lacey Chabert……

    ….I’m gonna need a moment fellas…..be right back…..

    #18203
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Bing wrote:
    Clay Aiken has gotta be one of the gayest people alive.

    Nuff Said!!!

    I don’t know about that. It seems that lot of us have been talking alot of Paw-Paw. No Lindsay talk. Have you seen Lacey Chabert in Maxim!

    Wow.

    Those puppies are really straining to be released.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #18212
    Bing
    Participant

    I think there should be a national Lacey Chabert day where we all discuss ways we’d like to fornicate with her.

    …Then I get to do it.

    #18213
    Armez
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    I think there should be a national Lacey Chabert day where we all discuss ways we’d like to fornicate with her.

    …Then I get to do it.

    You could post mind numbing posts about her in FanBoy Fodder…

    …That’d be cool…

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