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Time=money. Most of these places charge by the hour, so if they can keep you on the phone for a long period of time, that’s more money in their pocket.
The way these places work is that some guy in India has answered your chat request. His real name is flsidjha oiewufnawioefn (or something equally unpronounceable by most of the world). He is reading from a big book containing scripts for him to read.
The guy you talked to doesn’t know any more about routers and networking than you do. he just has more books at his disposal. Compound the lack of knowledge with a frustrating language barrier and you have the chat log you posted about….Voila! (oh, God, I spoke French).
The way these places work is that some guy in India has answered your chat request. His real name is flsidjha oiewufnawioefn (or something equally unpronounceable by most of the world). He is reading from a big book containing scripts for him to read.
The guy you talked to doesn’t know any more about routers and networking than you do. he just has more books at his disposal. Compound the lack of knowledge with a frustrating language barrier and you have the chat log you posted about….Voila! (oh, God, I spoke French).
Frank wrote:In my head, I hear HAL saying “I’m sorry, Jerry.” Anybody else get that feeling, too?It can only go so far before you hear HAL going “Daisy….Dai…sy” 🙂
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
Frank wrote:In my head, I hear HAL saying “I’m sorry, Jerry.” Anybody else get that feeling, too?It can only go so far before you hear HAL going “Daisy….Dai…sy” 🙂
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
Bing wrote:Pa-ul!!Where the hell you been man?!
Busy.
Liasing with a spaniard called Manuel Labour. 😀
I’m back though.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
Bing wrote:Pa-ul!!Where the hell you been man?!
Busy.
Liasing with a spaniard called Manuel Labour. 😀
I’m back though.
If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
Me and rusty pranked an IT guy once. He hung up. We told him our (his) computer isn’t working, then rusty rambled about something, then the guy left us on the waiting line. He sucked hairy monkey balls. BTW I can’t understand computer talk. I dunno what the frik a router is, or a TPC/IP what the frik ever is. I do know what I have to know, though. like ip adress, or ethernet. I hate html, though. that shit is frikkn hard. I do like binary, though. Easy to get the hang of: 00000001000000001 would be “hi”, i think. Or it’s like greek, where it transfers to a 1 after 4 0’s, like 11011 (11 being h, 011 being I, because every 0 counts as 1 extra letter into the alph., resulting in 11011. Hi.)
Me and rusty pranked an IT guy once. He hung up. We told him our (his) computer isn’t working, then rusty rambled about something, then the guy left us on the waiting line. He sucked hairy monkey balls. BTW I can’t understand computer talk. I dunno what the frik a router is, or a TPC/IP what the frik ever is. I do know what I have to know, though. like ip adress, or ethernet. I hate html, though. that shit is frikkn hard. I do like binary, though. Easy to get the hang of: 00000001000000001 would be “hi”, i think. Or it’s like greek, where it transfers to a 1 after 4 0’s, like 11011 (11 being h, 011 being I, because every 0 counts as 1 extra letter into the alph., resulting in 11011. Hi.)
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