Rob=A work of Art

[Bing]

AAAYYY!

Biotch!

I wanna see that pic of you that you got as a gift, the one you hated so much. In my farewell SOS call we talked about it a little bit but I don’t really get the joke since I never saw the picture, perhaps you can enlighten me?

In case you are worried about looking bad…allow me to demonstrate my Deniro imitation…..

your turn…

if that ain’t enough I got some pics of Bucho fuckin a goat…...

[Pa-ul]

What.

All spectral and stuff.

Sorry, thought you said “Ghost”. 😕

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If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[rob]

For the unitiated, here’s the original photo —

And the painting —

[Bing]

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If you took the painting to another painter, would it look more like the picture?

[rob]

You’re funny, Bing, damn…

That thing really is an ugly gaudy piece of shit, huh?

[Bing]

Its that heavy shadow effect you each have that makes you both look like meth users or some shit. I really hope that it wasn’t an expensive painting…’cause….DAMN!!

whaddya think of my Deniro?
Don’t you wish YOU had hair like that
hahaha 8)

[Scatt]

I remember the last time we smashed on this painting, but I can’t remember exactly what was said, so I hope I didn’t say this last time, but picture this;

Castle Michaels; Lord and Lady have retired for the evening, yet, at the top of the first teir of the ‘T’ shaped staircase leading to the upper floors, hanging on the wall is the eerie picture of Lord and Lady gazing over the main hall… They say it’s haunted.

[Bucho]

Bing, you dawg, you may have made me laugh with that “Bing’s Sex Dream” business but we both know you’ll never post those pictures of me and Flossy or you’ll lose the leverage you have to make me keep the secret of your connections to prosthetic scrotum trafficking with the Mongolian mafia and the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa and Danny Devito.

- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

[Version3]

The picture does not do this thing justice… the level of artificial color is what really sells this as one of the worst gifts ever. It’d be only marginally worse if all of the black was velvet.

[Bing]

So the harsh shadows on their face could be velvet and its a picture as much fun to touch as it is to look at.

[digitaltopia]

I see the painting was skilfully rendered in 256 color VGA.

[rob]

Yeah, fuck that thing. Just yuk.

[digitaltopia]

rob wrote:

Yeah, fuck that thing. Just yuk.

But not literally. It’d be a bit odd to see a hole in your forehead.

[Scatt]

That’s the kind of picture that scares little kids at night. That one that they swear the eyes follow them around the room, not to mention it’s creepy looking by itself.

[rob]

I never answered you, Bing — I liked your DeNiro. My hair would never do that. I have too much of it for that.

And I just caught what Bucho said — Flossy the goat. Flossy. The first thing I thought of was a goat wearing a thong. Eesh.

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