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  • #345
    Bing
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    AAAYYY!

    Biotch!

    I wanna see that pic of you that you got as a gift, the one you hated so much. In my farewell SOS call we talked about it a little bit but I don’t really get the joke since I never saw the picture, perhaps you can enlighten me?

    In case you are worried about looking bad…allow me to demonstrate my Deniro imitation…..

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    your turn…

    if that ain’t enough I got some pics of Bucho fuckin a goat…...

    #5249
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    What.

    All spectral and stuff.

    Sorry, thought you said “Ghost”. 😕


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5248
    rob
    Participant

    For the unitiated, here’s the original photo —

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    And the painting —

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    #5257
    Bing
    Participant

    The following is presented in Imaginary ForumVisionTM
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    If you took the painting to another painter, would it look more like the picture?

    #5247
    rob
    Participant

    You’re funny, Bing, damn…

    That thing really is an ugly gaudy piece of shit, huh?

    #5256
    Bing
    Participant

    Its that heavy shadow effect you each have that makes you both look like meth users or some shit. I really hope that it wasn’t an expensive painting…’cause….DAMN!!

    whaddya think of my Deniro?
    Don’t you wish YOU had hair like that
    hahaha 8)

    #5254
    Scatt
    Participant

    I remember the last time we smashed on this painting, but I can’t remember exactly what was said, so I hope I didn’t say this last time, but picture this;

    Castle Michaels; Lord and Lady have retired for the evening, yet, at the top of the first teir of the ‘T’ shaped staircase leading to the upper floors, hanging on the wall is the eerie picture of Lord and Lady gazing over the main hall… They say it’s haunted.

    #5244
    Bucho
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    Bing, you dawg, you may have made me laugh with that “Bing’s Sex Dream” business but we both know you’ll never post those pictures of me and Flossy or you’ll lose the leverage you have to make me keep the secret of your connections to prosthetic scrotum trafficking with the Mongolian mafia and the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa and Danny Devito.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #5243
    Version3
    Keymaster

    The picture does not do this thing justice… the level of artificial color is what really sells this as one of the worst gifts ever. It’d be only marginally worse if all of the black was velvet.

    #5255
    Bing
    Participant

    So the harsh shadows on their face could be velvet and its a picture as much fun to touch as it is to look at.

    #5250
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    I see the painting was skilfully rendered in 256 color VGA.

    #5246
    rob
    Participant

    Yeah, fuck that thing. Just yuk.

    #5251
    digitaltopia
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    Yeah, fuck that thing. Just yuk.

    But not literally. It’d be a bit odd to see a hole in your forehead.

    #5253
    Scatt
    Participant

    That’s the kind of picture that scares little kids at night. That one that they swear the eyes follow them around the room, not to mention it’s creepy looking by itself.

    #5245
    rob
    Participant

    I never answered you, Bing — I liked your DeNiro. My hair would never do that. I have too much of it for that.

    And I just caught what Bucho said — Flossy the goat. Flossy. The first thing I thought of was a goat wearing a thong. Eesh.

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