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October 30, 2006 at 7:05 am #19095
Bucho
ParticipantArmez wrote:Scatt wrote:What is it about tits that guys love so damn much? I mean, take this thread as a random example of a group of guys unanimously agreeing that bobos are the fuckin’ tits. Shit, even gay guys love tits. I’d hate to believe that it’s because we fell for the biggest marketing ploy the government’s put into place by outlawing them for centuries, because c’mon, they’re… too fucking good!The Armez book ‘o tits says: ” Men like tits because they have to. It is hardwired into the brain.”
God damn this unbreakable spell. We don’t stand a chance against the seductive and scientifically proven power of boobs. It’s best not to fight it though.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
October 30, 2006 at 11:19 am #19105Scatt
ParticipantQuote:Time out here! First, Frank with boobs, uh No! Second, we all like boobs, but there has to be a line drawn.Exactly. Yeah fellas, this theory revolves solely around the concept of ‘women’ tits. Guys with tits… Well, that’s avoidable in every sense.
October 30, 2006 at 1:20 pm #19097rob
ParticipantI was going to chime in and say that if a guy got fake boobs, it’d be okay to hang out with him and laugh and joke around, but it’d also be okay to sometimes grab a hold of them and play with them and shit.
But then, that just brings up all kinds of questions that I really don’t want to think about. Love boobs, hate penises. I mean, if you saw a great looking kobe steak and then you look over and see that a bug just crawled away from it, do you still eat it?
Yeah, I didn’t think so.
October 30, 2006 at 2:17 pm #19109Bing
ParticipantFrank wrote:If I had a nice set of knockers, I wouldn’t leave the house!(bing’s inner voice)
**note to self…xmas ideas for Frank….. 2 ddd breast implants…straight outta the box**
October 30, 2006 at 10:05 pm #19113Armez
ParticipantBing wrote:Frank wrote:If I had a nice set of knockers, I wouldn’t leave the house!(bing’s inner voice)
**note to self…xmas ideas for Frank….. 2 ddd breast implants…straight outta the box**
Or at least some o dem real doll boobie balls…
October 30, 2006 at 11:29 pm #19104Scatt
ParticipantQuote:I was going to chime in and say that if a guy got fake boobs, it’d be okay to hang out with him and laugh and joke around, but it’d also be okay to sometimes grab a hold of them and play with them and shit.Remember that guy who was on The Man Show years ago who got the fake tit implants for one year as a bet with his buddy for 100k? When a guy is crazy enough to do it, gag or not, what makes him any different than the chicks with dicks? Maybelline, that’s what. Sure, people laugh when they see him and want to squeeze his rack, but that guy’s gotta strip down at some point in the day, and that’s gotta be a fucked up sight.
October 31, 2006 at 6:45 pm #19099djohnson
ParticipantI’m pretty sure that this photo is a fake for the reasons that Bryan specified, but I recently heard some news about a bunch of Disney “cast members” who got so fed up with being up and happy all the time that they took the costumes after hours and photgraphed some crazy porn-looking shit.
of course they all got fired, but presumably, those photos are out there somewhere…On the Internets
October 31, 2006 at 6:46 pm #19100djohnson
ParticipantBeside, it looks like we were all so transfixed by the boob that none of us noticed that there’s an old guy been cropped out of the photo and has his arm around the girl. Probably a congressman or something…
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