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August 27, 2009 at 7:43 pm #2131
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KeymasterI share a cube at work (for the time being), and it’s one of these quiet really reserved types. Anyway, so far I’ve seen cans disappear from my trashcan (the company does a lot of recycling) which I assume that she took and moved to the recycle bin. But today I saw her do something that made me realize that people are really weird.
So, I walk into the break room, and she’s washing her hands… but not regular people washing, she’s doing something between text book 2-min hand wash and the surgeon’s pre-op scrub. Past the wrists, and almost counting. That was just odd to see someone going to THAT much effort to get their hands clean after sitting at their desk. But then, she goes back toward the cube, and I follow to find her pumping germ-X into her hands and repeating this same procedure, a two minute lathering of germ fighting insanity. Maybe she’s a germophone or something, but why the fuck would anyone believe that all of the germs in an office are hold up at the end of the room planning to mount an attack directly on someone’s hands? Seriously? It was strange.
August 27, 2009 at 9:40 pm #24179Larkitect
Participantif someone goes to that much trouble to wash every germ off their body looks like she would put a pair of gloves on after scrubbing. if you ask me, some people are just weird.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
August 28, 2009 at 9:24 am #24173Bucho
ParticipantWhat was she wearing?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
August 28, 2009 at 1:17 pm #24176Bing
ParticipantDude, you gotta start sudden, explosive sneezing in that cubicle!
August 30, 2009 at 8:33 pm #24174Pa-ul
ParticipantAnd maybe add a squeal or a grunt afterwards.
If it doesnโt work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.
September 4, 2009 at 7:08 pm #24175digitaltopia
ParticipantWhat kind of boobies does she have?
September 4, 2009 at 8:14 pm #24171Version3
KeymasterThey’re Flesh.
Hmmmm… I never thought about that. Is it actually possible this is a long haired dude? I’ll find out on Tuesday. “Hey man, what cup size are them boobies/moobies?”
September 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm #24177Bing
ParticipantIs it “moobies” I always thought it was an exception to the grammar rule and was therefore “moobs” regardless of how many are being discussed.
I’m still in the pre-puberty development of my moobs, but one day I hope to be voluptous and styling with fantastic moobs and maybe even a back-ass (when the back fat extends so far up that your ass appears to meld into your shoulder blades)
Right now most of my effort and training is going into the second chin….I call him Henry.
September 6, 2009 at 2:42 pm #24172Version3
KeymasterBoth moobs and moobies are correct, as they correspond to boob and boobies respectively. ๐
September 6, 2009 at 7:51 pm #24180Larkitect
Participantmoobs and moobies are fine. but i would stay away from ‘mits’ as they have their own socially recognized entry in the book of definitions.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
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