Oh, nice of me to be out of touch enough to sound like a douchebag. I seriously thought that since I’m color-blind, I accidentally made the collar part look like a green UPS uniform. The last commercial I remember him doing a voice-over for was the Navy – Accelerate Your Life. That shows you how out of touch I am with television.
I like that question though — “What Can Brown Do For You?”; “Motivate me to change my under-garments”.
Yeah, I don’t know. He kicks ass, so I like to rip on him.